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Llwyd

Shock the world cousin, while hip-hop remains

About Me

I spy a boy, I spy a girl. I spy the worst place in the world, in the whole world. Oh you didn't do bad, you made it out, I'm still stuck here oh but I'll get out. Oh yeah I'll get out. Can't you see a walks among you seeing through your pretty lives. Do you think I do these things for real? I do these things just so I survive. And you know I will survive. It may look to the untrained eye I'm sitting on my arse all day And I'm biding my time until I take you all on my Lords and Ladies I will prevail, I cannot fail. Cause I spy. Oh I've got your numbers taken notes and all the ways your minds work out. I've studied and your mind's just the same as mine except that you're just clever swines You never let masks slip, you never admit to it, you're never hurried. Oh no no no. And every night I hold my plan how I'll get my satisfaction How I will blow your paradise away away away ooh. Cause I spy. It's just like in the old days - I used to compose my own critical notices in my head. The crowd gasps at Cocker's masterful control of the bicycle Skilfully avoiding the dog turd next to the corner shop. Imagining a blue plaque above the place I first ever felt a girl's breasts, the whole 'nana. You've got to wait for the best. You see you should take me seriously. Very seriously indeed. Cause I've been sleeping with your wife for the past sixteen weeks Smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy, messing up the bed you chose together. And in all that time I just wanted you to come home unexpectedly one afternoon And catch us at it in the front room. You see I spy for a living and I specialise in revenge On taking the things I know will cause you pain. I can't help it, I was dragged up. My favourite park's a car park, grass is something you smoke, birds is something you shag. Take your year in Provence and shove it right up your arse. Your Ladbroke Grove looks turn me on, yeah. With your frightened eyes and roach burns under your eyes and addresses And thousands of tiny dryna-slides running a path, running a path to the corner of your eyes. And every night I hatch my plan, it's not a case of woman v man. It's more a case of haves against haven'ts and I just happen to have got what you need, just exactly what you need yeah.in the midnight hour. I will come to you, I will come to you I will take you from this sickness, dinner parties and champagne I'll hold your body and make it sing again. come on - sing again, let's sing again. Oh yeah, cause I spy, yes, I spy, I spy a boy and I spy a girl. I spy the chance to change the world, to change your world.

My Interests

This is not a book. This is libel, slander, defamation of character. This is not a book, in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of Art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty ... what you will.

I'd like to meet:

Wi'n dysgu Cymraeg. Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadilac, yeah.... She’s broken down on freeway nine. I take a look and her engine’s started, I leave her purring and I roll on by....bye byeChorus Free love on the free love freeway, The love is free and the freeway’s long... I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway I ain’t going home cos’ my baby’s gone A little while later, see a senorita, She’s caught a flat trying to make it home, She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?" I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye."Free love on the freelove freeway, The love is free and the freeway’s long I got some hot love on the hotlove highway, Ain't going home ‘cause my baby's gone.Little while later I see a cowboy crying, "Hey buddy, what can I do?" He says "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women." I said "Why the tears?", he says "‘cause none of them was you." Free love on the free love freeway, where the love is free and the freeway is long... I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway I ain’t going home cos’ my baby’s gone Being skinny is neater and tidier, and it's not got bulges all over. If women were all thin and men were all muscly, it would be like two different species, like a horse having it off with a tiger.

Music:

I like you, and I'd like you to like me to like you, But I don't need you, Don't need you to want me to like you, Because if you didn't like me, I would still like you, you see.I lick you, I like you to like me to lick you, But I don't need you, Don't need you to like me to lick you, If your pleasure turned into pain, I would still lick for my personal gain.I fuck you, and I love you to love me to fuck you, But I don't fucking need you, Don't need you to need me to fuck you, If you need me to need you to fuck, That fucks everything up.I want you, and I want you to want me to want you, But I don't need you, Don't need you to need me to need you, That's just me, So take me or leave me, But please don't need me, Don't need me to need you to need me, Cos we're here one minute, the next we're dead, So love me and leave me, But try not to need me, Enough said, I want you, but I don't need you.I love you, and I love how you love how I love you, But I don't need you, Don't need you to love me to love you, If your love changed into hate.So I'm gonna leave you, and I'd like you to leave me to leave you, But lover believe me, it isn't because I don't need you (you know I don't need you), All I wanted was to be wanted, But you're drowning me deep in your need to be needed.I want you, and I want you to want me to want you, But I don't need you, Don't need you to need me to need you, That's just me, So take me or leave me, But please don't need me, Don't need me to need you to need me, Cos we're here one minute, the next we're dead, So love me and leave me, But try not to need me, Enough said, I want you, but I don't need you. RIP Gorky's Zygotic Mynci RIP Syd Barrett RIP Arthur Lee RIP Gerald Levert RIP J DillaRIP Wu-Tang Affiliate Doc Doom

Movies:

I live and die by the Criterion Collection.

Television:

If a good man comes to me, and says thank you David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I've done that, I wanna better myself, I wanna move on, then I can make that dream come true, to, AKA, for you.

Books:

Its the same with man.I figure that when we get too close to the secret Nature has a way of getting rid of us.Of course, we're gettiing smarter and smarter everyday, but we never get to the bottom of things, and we never will.God didn't intend it that way.We think we know a lot, but we think in a rut.Book people ain't more intelligent than other folk. They learn how to read things a certain way. Put them in a new situation and they lose their heads. They ain't flexible. They only know how to think the way they were taught. That ain't intelligent, to my way of thinkin'.

Heroes:

George Orwell, Jarvis Cocker, Euros Child, Chuck D, Aesop Rock, Langston Hughes, Morrissey, Amy Linton, Ian Brown, Stuart Murdoch, Kevin Barnes, Warren Dolata, Pete Fowler, Gruff Rhys, Julia Child, Henry Miller, and Stephen Malkmus.

My Blog

I be tossin and flossin, my style is awesome

Well, it's good to know I have two more readers. That gives me 3 now. One i like more than the other two. But, we won't start that debate. Damn, oh damn. It's 2007. 06 was a crazy fucking year. I star...
Posted by Llwyd on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

Funny how it all falls away

I've taken to going to the library to obsessively myspace for an hour. It's a lot better than checking this shit every-fucking-day.I don't know.It's funny how different my life has become in the last ...
Posted by Llwyd on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST

In the days before communication privacy meant staying at home

For the sensation of orgasmCivilisations must rise and fallFor the sensations of orgasmWe build the society of spectacleOh these are beautiful powersAnd these are beautiful human rightsAnd we have bea...
Posted by Llwyd on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

Never reveal the shoesize of an angel

Well, hello, there.My new musical obsessions are Momus, Deerhoof, Stereolab, and Television. I have no idea what phase I'd be in.I guess maybe catching up with the stuff I missed over the years.I saw ...
Posted by Llwyd on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

This is the dawn of the book of bitter aspects

Here it goes, my fellow readers, my secret to staying skinny is eat rice and beans, drink plenty of coffee, and use plenty of sriracha. Oh and shit a lot.Actually, you have to shit quite a bit.Maybe 4...
Posted by Llwyd on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST

I put my trust in you

My new obsession has to be Joy Division
Posted by Llwyd on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

that's entertainment

One of my favorite recent memories was going up to a woman at a bar, hitting on her, getting drunk, talking about all the french whores henry miller fucked, leaving the bar w/ her, driving drunk, list...
Posted by Llwyd on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST

Riff raff

I hate fleas!
Posted by Llwyd on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

We love life

I must say, my loyal readers, which apparently is one person, that Pulp is the greatest band ever.I've been listening to them, on a daily basis, for the last two weeks.I don't know what else to say.
Posted by Llwyd on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST

happiness will come our way

I have only listened to two Cds the last few days. Gorky's Zygotic Mynci's "Sleep/Hoilday" and The Aislers Set's "The Last Match." Hmm.
Posted by Llwyd on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:34:00 PST