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Maulie, Me & Ugly boat

I Fish, Therefore, I am

About Me

This was written by my dog---no, really she types. Hi, Im Maulie. I'm this many (she held up 5 fuzzy toes). A rott-chow-lab mix, a/k/a the "Big Cute". My mom is 43, hard-working and she loves helping abused and neglected animals like I used to be. She is healthy, as I make her run with me, professionally employed, intelligent yet scatter-brained (bad dog) she has no 2 legged children and was married for 3 weeks in 1983 (NO-really). She loves me and always takes me on the boat---fishing or just to enjoy the lake. She likes land scaping, interior design, is a gourmet cook-tho she does prefer a steak on the grille. She likes snakes and finds rats charming, unless being eaten by a snake, you see my sisters, Ginevere, Ellen, Ginger, Minnow and Cricket are rats that were meant to be snake food-except the last 2 who were sold as fish bait-hence the names and WHAT kind of redneck idiot would put a little baby on a hook?. I think my moms cute, but this IS coming from a mutt. She is on here to make new friends as she has a bit of a stressful job and enjoys quality time with people of high morality. She is looking for someone in the Chattanooga or N. Ga. area for possible "dog dates" (yes, she's of "those" dog people),as I get bored, as well, and need some exercise to recover from two hip-dysplasia surguries. Inspired by animal rescue and conservation, NO hunters, please and thank you.
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My Interests

The pictures are of my dog taken on an island on Harrison Bay.Fishing, boating, photography, gourmet cooking, a steak on the grille. Enjoy loading up the dog and taking off to Florida to go deep-sea fishing or on the Outer banks, Animal rescue-mainly the ones society is afraid of (the ones that need it), drawing, painting, rock sliding (like climbing unless one is tall and accident-prone), water-falling (using a ski but not if one is tall and, well, you know. Reading, Storm chasing, driftwood design.
I have a Rat Rescue with several sweet and healthy young females. Unlike Hamsters and mice, Rats are highly intelligent-they learn their names quickly, can live for over 4 years, be taught tricks easily and even be litter-pan trained for a cleaner facility.They form life-long bonds to their owners and are easily socialized to other pets (mine chase my cat!-tho not recommended), they make great pets for older children. Did you know, get this, Rat Pack members will send a young male to eat food and wait several hours to make sure its not rat poison, I kid-you-not, and it gets better, they have even been documented to bury their dead. My sweeties are available in the Chattanooga area to approved applicants-no snake owners, please.

I'd like to meet:

I am seeking someone in my area for puppy play dates as I have somehow managed to aquire a new baby. Nina is a 10 week old Staffordshire Terrier (WE prefer that over Pit Bull as she has never been nor ever will be in a pit). ALso looking for friends to cookout with, hang out on the boat, that sort of thing. HEY-----Spay and Neuter your pets so the rest of us don't end up with a yard full of unloved, unwanted, under fed, tick infested and oh yea, pregnant-with-the-next-generation-of-the-same animals. I rarely get on here, so if you send me a friend request, Im not avoiding you, Im just being lazy.

Music:

Third day, DC talk, Boston, Pink Floyd, Little River Band, Triumph, CCR, Scorpions, Tom T Hall at dusk on theJ lake, ohn Williamson (Give me a home among the gun trees), My pal Jaye's songs. .."http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/23/ssunset4he.th.jpg" border="0" / SCORPIONS - WIND OF CHANGES

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Movies:

Pay it Forward, Lost Boys, Grizzly man-the Timothy Treadwell documentary, The Princess Bride, The Wall, Where the Red Fern Grows, Old Yeller, The Stand, Fluke, A River Runs Through It, Big Fish, Fried Green Tomatoes, Vanilla Sky, Beaches, Fly Away Home, Born Free.

Television:

Seinfeld re-runs. The commerical on animal planet that has the frogs gliding in the air to the David Bowie tune--4 3 2 1 (Major Tom). Billy Graham, Myth Busters, Animal cops, dog shows, Ellen, Ghost Hunters and Glenn Beck. Inspired by animal rescue and conservation, Steve Irwin may you stay in deserving hearts forever.

Books:

Watchers, Odd Thomas, Mrs. Chippy's last Expedition (from the Endurance) The Cronicals of Narnia, Fear Nothing and Seize the Night-anything of Dean Koontz, dog stories in the Readers Digest. The New Testiment.

Heroes:

My dog, she saved my life. My Mom, my Nana, Steve Irwin. I wont say Jesus, as he's my savior, and thats a step up from hero. All the men and women who take the time from a very busy life to help the abused animals-HATS OFF and may GOD bless you in your efforts.

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Excuses

I fish, therefore, I drink.
Posted by Maulie, Me & Ugly boat on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST