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j.a.n. williams

milkyelephant

About Me

I am a compulsive liar and a complete alcoholic. Let's get married & divorced and be too drunk to ever remember. I also like the occasional bit of outdoor pingpong.
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My Interests

Port, Ricard, Chartreuse, Beer, Rioja, Turps. Paris, Saint Savinien, Calella de Palafrugell, Yaiza, London, Keynsham, Organford Manor, North Devon, Dorset. The seaside, the countryside. Inside, Outside. Cold winters, hot summers. Good food. Good drink. Maybe you.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:


Queen, The Smiths, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground, Scott Walker, Kraftwerk, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Love, The Beach Boys, Jan & Dean, Bob Marley, The Specials, The Carpenters, Simon & Garfunkel, Radiohead, Manic Street Preachers, Super Furry Animals, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, MC Mabon, British Sea Power, Grandaddy, The Futureheads, Razorlight, The Cribs, Good Shoes, Hot Chip, Add N to (X), E*Vax, David Bowie, Robert Palmer, Snoop Dogg, Rilo Kiley, Rhythm Dancer & The Bontempi Bandits, Chrome Eagle, The Times

Movies:


All Jean-Claude van Damme / Steven Seagal films

Television:

Countryfile, Antiques Roadshow, The Sky at Night, I Am Not An Animal, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Nathan Barley, Peep Show, Time Team, Lovejoy, Grand Designs, Weatherview, Scrapheap Challenge, Coast, all BBC1/2 nature programmes, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Seconds from Disaster, Minutes from Disaster, Air Crash Investigation, Musicians Channel

Books:

Junky, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Magus, Down and out in Paris & London, Lolita, L'Etranger, Any P.G. Wodehouse, The Oxford History of Britain, Rupert the Bear annual 1983, Atlases, Admiralty charts, et cetera.

Heroes:

Chris Morris, Grimace from McDonalds