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matt castanos

I have 6 world championships

About Me

Born in Fresno, grew up on San Diego, went to college, got a job, won 6 world championships.

My Interests

to think, to share, to be creative, to experience romance, winning the world championship six times.

I'd like to meet:

myself, 6 times.

Music:

music doesn't exist

Movies:

*Mulholland Dr.
*It's a Wonderful Life
*Science of Sleep,
*Amelie
*kevin smith
*wes anderson
*I Heart Huckabees,
*Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
*Good Will Hunting,

*all of the highlight reels when I'm dunking and winning 6 world championships

Television:

*adult swim cartoons,
*The O'Reilly Factor ,
*The Daily Show,
*South Park,
*more Factor
*the classic sports network replaying of the 1987 NBA slam dunk contest where I dunked, won, and then won again the next year, and then won six world championships.

Books:

*hermann hesse
*george orwell
*dan millman
*paulo coelho
*the da vinci code - dan brown
*o'reilly factor for kids - bill o'reilly
*the picture of dorian gray - oscar wilde
*don't think of an elephant - george lakoff
*peter pan - james m. barrie
*tales of power - carlos castaneda
*picture of famous people naked - jon stewart
*the beggar king - joel ben izzy

*6 rings, plus 6 world championships, divided by 5 MVPs, multiplied by dunking in all of their faces equals my auto-biography.

Heroes:

*Famous people, with money

*and all the basketball players who still had enough courage to continue to play the game inlight of my dunking in their face and winning 6 world championships.