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MAtt

Frog that ate the butter from the alligators nose.

About Me

Sometimes I like to talk about that little thing I like to call anthromattaphysics. but most of the time I like to sit around and think about how someday a seed will turn into a plant. Once I thought about how if a bird really knew that it was flying that it would probrably freak out and fall. The same thing is true when you realize you are walking. Maybe. If water, liquid soybean oil, salt, sweet cream buttermilk, xanthan gum, soy lechthin, polysorbate 60, Lactic acid combined taist like butter then why can't I learn to play guitar? someday I will be the only person on earth who knows that thing that only myself and one other person knows. I enjoy you all. thats not it. but I do.Get Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

I am interested in the interesting but not nessasarly those that are interested in things but rather those that are interesting like if someone has three irises that would be interesting but that person might not be interested. like say I meet a person who can put his or her ears into his or her mouth I would only find this interesting if he or she did not care that he or she could do this. I am also interested in space and spanish and spoons and spam and salmon, and sasage, and sage, and simple salads.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet cee-lo green. I would also like to meet an albino. I would not like to meet an crockadile. I would like to meet a beautiful girl who smells like an orange. I would not like to meet a beautiful girl who smells like smelt. I would also like to meet the man who invented the invention. I would not like to meet a brain washer who washes my brain into beleiving that all ants are really delicious candys that sting my mouth and throat. My AIM is Vonepps.

Music:

Once I thought I made up a song and I thought it was really good and maybe I should look into recording it but then I realized that what I thought was a beautiful song was really me just thinking of what I had to do that day. I like music that sounds like little rain drops on my ears. wax.

Movies:

I made a movie once about this little boy who believes that everyone else in the world were actors and they were trying to make him beleive that he was special and that there was no one else in the whole world who was like him. but in reality he was just like everyone else only shorter. it was a good movie. I like red peppers. they have more vitamin C than oranges.

Television:

someone once told me that TV was like a drug and that if you watch too much TV that you will become addicted and that soon it will suck you in and your whole life will be one big TV show were all your memories and actions are just like reruns and you will constantly try to compare your life with thigs that have happen on TV, wait no one ever told me that just kidding.

Books:

once I opened a book and as I was reading it I realized how crazy it was that by looking at these groups of letters pictures apeared in my head in the form of a story and soon I realized that I could see in my head what was happening in this book simply by looking at these letters and wonderfully exciteing images and advetures were happening. then I realized that TV could do the same thing plus I could eat popcorn without my jaw moving makeing me lose my place. just kidding books are neat. this is my family:

Heroes:

My hero is the american eskimo becouse for an eskimo to come to america and become a rocket packed super hero is pretty darn cool. ..

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