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donnie

I'll have a Vodka martini, shaken not stirred

About Me

I hold the title of royalty as His Royal Majesty, King of the Knights of Calibur. Our duty as knights was to battle and destroy the Evil Car Wash Demons, hold council at the Round Table to discuss sensless off the wall horse S**t while devouring the Murdered Cow, and to live life with truth, honour, and dignity according to the ancient Code of Chivalry. Alas, I am a king without a kingdom for Calibur is no more. Only a handfull of knights still exist, but once a knight always knight and I am still their king. I also have a 00 status as a secret agent for the N.P.I.A.(North Pole Intelligence Agency). How else do you think Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice. HE HAS SPIES! I would like to be a real 00 spy, just like James Bond. Seriously though,I have always been on the DARK AND MYSERIOUS side. I do not waste time pretending to be something I'm not. I am a normal hard working laid back guy that just wants to meet someone for a serious relationship with out games or drama. A friend to hang out with and have some fun and who knows what else.

My Interests

I have many interests. Anything from Collecting Barbies and Monopoly games. Biblical history, ancient weaponry and modern guns. Vodka drinks(see blog). I have spent my entire life filling my head with useless trivia. Ask me to find out the rest.I've had my head up my ass for over a year and have lost interest in a lot of things I used to be into and am trying to get back in touch with them. I am seriously behind in a lot of stuff Z

I'd like to meet:

I most want to meet Petra Nemcova. Not only is she a beautifull woman, but anyone who can hang in a tree for 8 hours after a tsunami and live to tell about it kicks ass in my book. I also want to meet Halle Berry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, James Bond, Capt. James T. Kirk, Seven of Nine, Batman(Adam West not those wimps in the movies),and the man who invented Vodka. Also exciting and interesting people in and around the Chattanooge area.I would say Jesus Christ, but I already know I'm going to meet Him someday. If you want to meet me, you know what to do.

Music:

All kinds of music except rap and country. Country is just too painful and depressing and rap is too much about the bling. I do like 70's & 80's and some 90's hard rock and metal,and classic rock. Queen, Iron Maiden, and The Beatles are my favorite. OZZY RULES. Mettalica until Jason left after that they sucked. Evanecense, System of a Down, Disturbed, Godsmack, the list goes on. I also like Ray Charles, Elvis, and Johnny Cash. I grew up with old time Southern Gospel.

Movies:

I love movies.My favorite movies are action adventure, horror, Vampire movies, Sci-fi, and all James Bond, and King Authur movies including Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Of course Star Wars is the greatest film series ever made.

Television:

I like the old 60's Batman, original Star Trek and Star Trek Voyager,all CSI's, NCIS, The Unit, Lost, Las Vegas, Friends, Joey( Where is he!!!!)and The Young and the Restless.

Books:

I read the Bible, or my N.R.A magazine. I did read Treason and am trying to read How To Talk To A Liberal. Both by Ann Coulter. Other than that I hate reading fiction. Movies are better.

Heroes:

Heroes just let you down later, they are only ordinary people we have turned into godlike beings with the same faults and imperfections we all have. If I had to pick one person though, it would have to be Jesus Christ. For Him to do what he did for me, He deserves my devotion.

My Blog

RADIO

Radio really sucks, and it's pissing me off. All I want to do when I'm driving my car is hear music, but NO. I can't do that, I have to hear idiotic commercials advertising shit I don't want or need, ...
Posted by donnie on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST

work

Work sux and interferes with stuff I really want to do. My problem is, I can't do what I want to do without money, and can't get money without work. What a crock!!!!!!!!
Posted by donnie on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:47:00 PST

our soldiers

Whether you agree with the war in Afganistan and Iraq or not is beside the point, we still need to give our soldiers our thanks. They have put themselves in harms way to protect us and our f...
Posted by donnie on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:11:00 PST