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Mike The Straightener

sotvomike

About Me

About me, hm? Ok, I'm a musician, I play video games, I like cheese. I make a living filming stuff for the news and like playing with my wiener. My wiener is a good size and very hairy. If you are not careful my wiener will make you wet and sticky. He likes french fries.

My Interests

Video games, playing guitar, playing Magic, hangin with friends, jammin with my boys in The VO/SOTS.

I'd like to meet:

Any and everyone.
.. You scored as Magic Emperor Ghaleon (Lunar: The Silver Star Story). You are Magic Emperor Ghaleon. When your best friend (Dragonmaster Dyne) was killed trying to save the godess Althena, Ghaleon swore revenge on the very same godess. You feel you can do a better job running things than those around you. You will do whatever it takes, good or bad, to reach (in your mind) your noble cause.

Magic Emperor Ghaleon (Lunar: The Silver Star Story)


100%

Dark Gaia (Illusion of Gaia)


83%

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7)


50%

Dark Force (Phantasy Star)


50%
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Music:

Oh boy, don't get me started with music. My faves: Black Sabbath, Bruce Dickinson, Pink Floyd, Rush, Free, Deep Purple, Budgie, Montrose, Joe Satriani, Bang, The Power of Zeus. As you can tell from that list, it's all bad ass music. If you don't see your favorite bands on there, there's a 99% chance it sux.

Movies:

Oh boy, do I love movies. Faves: Super Troopers, Donnie Darko, Star Wars series, Indy series, Back to the Future series, Death to Smoochy, LOTR series, Kung Fu Hustle, Saw, The Excorcist, 2001, V for Vendetta. Too many to name here...

Television:

I have discovered that TV nowadays bites my wiener's wiener. I just watch the news channels and the ON DEMAND stuff on digital cableand now the revived ECW. Other than that, I just use the TV to watch movies and play games.

Books:

Anything by Arthur C. Clarke, mainly the 2001 and Rama series. And the Myst series. But I mainly love comic books. Not COMIC books like Spider Man and all that. I mean books that are from comics stips, like Get Fuzzy, Sherman's Lagoon, Zits and Pearls Before Swine. Don't know what those are? Go kill yourself now please.

Heroes:

David Gilmour, Joe Satriani, Tony Iommi, Paul Kossoff, Ian Gillian, Richie Blackmore, Bruce Dickinson. If you don't know who these people are, kindly go crawl back under your rock.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: 11/29/1972
Birthplace: Corpus Christi
Current Location: Austin
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: My only pair
Your Weakness: Guitars...just love 'em.
Your Fears: Spending the money for the guitars.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, canadian bacon, regular bacon.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through the year with my sanity.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM's are for snotty nosed high schoolers and college kids.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it the weekend yet?
Your Best Physical Feature: No comment
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's missed how can I remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Date? What's that? It's been 16 years...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck, coffee tastes like someones ass probably would.
Do you Smoke: No...
Do you Swear: Depends on who you ask, fuckstick.
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Hmmmmm
Have you Been in Love: Yeah....
Do you want to go to College: Again? Hell no!
Do you want to get Married: Too late...
Do you belive in yourself: You misspelled believe, you illiterate dog turd.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: See above
Are you a Health Freak: 4 words for you: Culver's Caramel Cashew Sundae.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not when they knock out the power. Otherwise, yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah, I take several prescription drugs. Do those count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's this date thing I keep hearing about?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No siree.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No way. Now Barnum and Bailey's Animal Crackers is another story...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yeah, momma!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Past month? No. Past 2 months? Yeah.
In the past month have you been Dumped: From what?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Why do none of these questions have question marks on the end of them?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yep, way back in the day
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You mean I'm STILL not grown up? Damn!
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: LONG!
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Same as above
Best Clothing Style: None!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Does codine and advil count? Us old farts use a lot of those.
Number of CDs I own: When you burn as many discs as I do, you sorta lose count.
Number of Piercings: I hate having my blood drawn involuntarily, you think I wanna do it by choice?
Number of Tattoos: Again with the needles...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 18 seems like a good even number
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