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anthonybowdry

About Me

I have been trained in the feudal Japanese art of the wooden sword. I can take down a legion of Japanese women and children in no more than 19 swings of my splinter technique. I'm 5'4" and am fluent in the language of the rising sun. I am in a constant stuggle to prop up my family and country with the racial purity that is being attacked everyday I am away. With these hands I must defeat these parasites that feed on our purity, our culture, our hentai. Western ways make me sick, and everytime I see our ancient ways tainted by this corrupt land of American disgust, it makes me want to cut my gut open with my wooden sword.

My Interests

Perfecting the sacred wooden sword art passed down through hundreds and hundreds of generations. I am learning a super bonzai secret sword technique called BonzaiX3000!!!! Robotzamizuki Micopocoropozifakibukkake.

I'd like to meet:

Hiroshi Abe Sada Abe Tatsuro Abe Yumi Adachi Aiba Masaki Shoko Aida Aijima Kazuyuki Sho Aikawa Kyoko Aizome Sanma Akashiya Izumi Aki (actress) Akimoto Tsubasa Yoko Akino Rio Akisada Kumiko Akiyoshi Yuki Amami Chisato Amate An (porn star) Anan Kenji Masanobu Ando Hirofumi Arai Arata (actor) Narimi Arimori Arisawa Hiroko Samaire Armstrong Asaka Mayumi Ayumi Asakura Atsuko Asano Tadanobu Asano Ruriko Asaoka Yukiji Asaoka Kumiko Aso Aso Yumi Kaori Asoh Kiyoshi Atsumi Haruka Ayase Myu Azama Mitsuko Baisho Chara Reiko Chiba Sonny Chiba Dokumamushi Sandayu Akira Emoto Endo Yumi Kenichi Enomoto Ayako Enomoto Makiko Esumi Fueki Yuko Miho Fujima Shiho Fujimura Yumiko Fujita Miki Fujitani Fujitani Miwako Ayako Fujitani Kamatari Fujiwara Norika Fujiwara Tatsuya Fujiwara Kyoko Fukada Eri Fukatsu Fukuma Mutsumi Seizo Fukumoto Masaharu Fukuyama Gakky Michiko Hada Yuria Haga Takashi Hagino Chisaki Hama Mie Hama Hara Sachie Setsuko Hara Harada Tomoyo Mieko Harada Yoshio Harada Kyoko Hasegawa Reika Hashimoto Sessue Hayakawa Hazuki Riona Henmi Mari Ayaka Hibiki Mayumi Hidaka Higashide Noriko Yuta Hiraoka Hiroko Yakushimaru Ryoko Hirosue Hishimi Yuriko Hitoto Tae Minako Honda Masami Horiuchi Hoshino Tomoko Mari Hoshino Mitsuaki Hoshino Hosokawa Naomi Tomoyasu Hotei Miwako Ichikawa Raizo Ichikawa Yui Ichikawa Rei Igarashi Naoko Iijima Mari Iijima Chosuke Ikariya Ikewaki Chizuru Imai Tsubasa Annie Shizuka Inoh Harumi Inoue Waka Inoue Yusuke Iseya Ayumi Ishida Hikari Ishida Yuriko Ishida Satomi Ishihara Yujiro Ishihara Ishii Tomiko Saburo Ishikura Mako Ishino Ito Maiko Atsushi Ito Ayumi Ito Misaki Ito Ran Ito Mako (actor) Yoshimi Iwasaki Iwashita Shima Shigeru Izumiya Junna Risa Takeshi Kaga Teruyuki Kagawa Meiko Kaji Takatoshi Kaneko Takeshi Kaneshiro Miho Kanno Kaoru Yachigusa Toshiaki Karasawa Ryo Kase Nakane Kasumi Ai Kato Shingo Katori Shintaro Katsu Chieko Kawabe Kawada Atsuko Ami Kawai Kawatake Mokuami Yuzo Kayama Kayoko Kishimoto Naoko Ken Mika Kikuchi Rei Kikukawa Kimura Tae Takuya Kimura Kimura Yoshino Kishi Keiko Ittoku Kishibe Keiko Kitagawa Takeshi Kitano Akira Kobayashi Satomi Kobayashi Kiyoshi Kobayashi Rina Koike Kotaro Koizumi Kyoko Koizumi Ayaka Komatsu Koen Kondo Miho Konishi Manami Konishi Mahiru Konno Misako Konno Jushiro Konoe Sho Kosugi Koyuki Yosuke Kubozuka Youki Kudoh Ryoko Kuninaka Kuno Makiko Kanichi Kurita Chiaki Kuriyama Kuroda Fukumi Marina Kuroki Hitomi Kuroki Kuroki Meisa Kaori Kusaba Tsuyoshi Kusanagi Kuze Seika Machiko Kyo Mabuchi Erika Ai Maeda (actress) Aki Maeda Yoko Maki (actress) Kaori Manabe Keiko Masuda Takako Matsu Ryuhei Matsuda Yusaku Matsuda Ken Matsudaira Matsukata Hiroki Matsumoto Koshiro Matsumoto Koshiro IX Marika Matsumoto Tom Cruise (for his work in The Last Samurai (kick Japanese ass!))

Music:

Japanese-esque muzak (I live in an elevator in Tokyo)

Movies:

Fujiwawa Murikari Zap!, Jarikuru Space Map 2000!!!!!, Sampuriki TamiTami Time 2, Kawasaki Honda Datsun: An Animated Adventure 3D Bonzai!!!, Kamakazi Chameleons Bonzai! Bonzai! Bonzai!, Kakakuku pupi!!! Fighto Rap!

Heroes:

Akiko Matsumoto Jun Matsumoto Kikko Matsuoka Nanako Matsushima Yoko Matsuyama Maki Meguro Toshiro Mifune Junko Mihara Rentaro Mikuni Kaho Minami Hiroko Mita Yuri Mitsui Akifumi Miura Ayane Miura Tomokazu Miura Mao Miyaji Nobuko Miyamoto Aoi Miyazaki Mashio Miyazaki Rie Miyazawa Miki Mizuno Kaori Momoi Akiko Monou Yoko Moriguchi Mirai Moriyama Mia Murano Shigeru Muroi Masami Nagasawa Nao Nagasawa Masatoshi Nagase Yasuko Nagazumi Tatsuya Nakadai Nakagawa Anna Masahiro Nakai Yukie Nakama Kanzaburo Nakamura XVIII Shichinosuke Nakamura II Nakamura Shido Kumiko Nakano Mika Nakashima Miki Nakatani Miho Nakayama Shinobu Nakayama Kuriko Namino Hiroki Narimiya Yoko Natsuki Mari Natsuki Masako Natsume Yamamoto Natsumi Kayo Nayuki Toshie Negishi Mitsuyo Nemoto Yuki Ninagawa Kazunari Ninomiya Hikaru Nishida Naomi Nishida Toshiyuki Nishida Nishikawa Mineko Masahiko Nishimura Akiko Nishina Yoko Nogiwa Minae Noji Yuka Nomura Nonami Maho Yuji Oda Joe Odagiri Ken Ogata Noriko Ogawa (J-pop) Hiroshi Oguchi Kaori Oguri Shun Oguri Ohara Reiko Suzuka Ohgo Yo Oizumi Ayumi Oka Yukiko Okamoto Rei Okamoto Megumi Okina Michiyo Okusu Akane Omae Osawa Itsumi Shugo Oshinari Ren Osugi Rikiya Otaka Yoshiko Otaka Chihiro Otsuka Oyamada Sayuri Peter (actor) Ryo (actress) Chishu Ryu Sachiko Katsumata Hinako Saeki Kenji Sahara Masaaki Sakai Noriko Sakai Hiroyuki Sanada Sano Nanami Kenji Sawada Yasuko Sawaguchi Miyu Sawai Erika Sawajiri Tetsu Sawaki Sayaka Asaka Seto Kou Shibasaki Shibuya Kotono Shibuya Momoko Eihi Shiina Yoko Shimada Shimizu Misa Ken Shimura Takashi Shimura Kimie Shingyoji Ryoko Shinohara Yoku Shioya Machiko Soga Takashi Sorimachi Bunta Sugawara Aya Sugimoto Mayo Suzukaze Anne Suzuki Kyoka Suzuki Yukari Tachibana Tajima Honami Miho Takagi Takagi Saya Hitomi Takahashi (actress) Keiko Takahashi Hideki Takahashi Kaori Takahashi Ken Takakura Hiroyuki Takami Hideko Takamine Fubuki Takane Takaoka Sosuke Reiko Takashima Mizuho Takasugi Mayuko Takata Naoto Takenaka Naoki Takeshi Keiko Takeshita Yuko Takeuchi Hiroshi Tamaki Tetsuji Tamayama Tetsuro Tamba Masakazu Tamura Kinuyo Tanaka Sabu (director) Misako Tanaka Rena Tanaka Yoshiko Tanaka Hayato Tani Susumu Terajima Erika Toda Keiko Toda Togawa Jun Takako Tokiwa Tomoko Tabata Tomosaka Rie Anna Tsuchiya Masahiko Tsugawa Shinya Tsukamoto Satoshi Tsumabuki Koji Tsuruta Mayu Tsuruta Yasutaka Tsutsui Rina Uchiyama Juri Ueno Yoko Ueno Aya Ueto Miyoshi Umeki Akiko Wakabayashi Toshihide Wakamatsu Mayumi Wakamura Genzo Wakayama Tomisaburo Wakayama Watanabe Eriko Watanabe Noriko Ken Watanabe Eiji Wentz Koji Yakusho Takayuki Yamada Yasuo Yamada Yu Yamada Tomoko Yamaguchi Mayumi Yamamoto Yamamoto Mirai Koji Yamamoto Natsuko Yamamoto Taro Yamamoto Tomohisa Yamashita Tsutomu Yamazaki Yanagi Kotarou Yasuda Narumi Yo Kimiko Ryoko Yonekura Yoshinaga Sayuri Zaizen Naomi