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scott

killing me will not bring back your honey

About Me

human. male. don't believe what anyone says about me. instead, find out for yourself.

My Interests

"many." also: "varied."

I'd like to meet:

if you think it is you that i want to meet, then you are correct. alternatively, if you are frequently correct, then i may want to meet you.

Music:

stuff. to name a few properties that seem common to musics i enjoy: not generally played on popular radio stations, unique, and consisting of at least a small amount of artistic merit.

Movies:

similar to 'music,' with the exception being that movies are usually not played on the radio.

Television:

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Books:

probably the only book that's made a significant impact on my life has been "frank's world: the odyssey of a fleshy lump" which was written by a fellow named 'george mangels,' apparently. it also seems that one reviewer described it in this way: "It just keeps zooming down at you, a perpetual cycle of hate, hate, frank, horrific dreams packaged with the knowledge that you can attain them, the state of being such a FRANK, a being self-condemned to hovering within and controlling all that is disreputable and eternal, violent and intellectual, such a Frank that enacts each twinge of his brain with such clarity and skillful desire to bring about horror and sickness that each seemingly unlikely turn of events gradually and subversively brings the world from happy day-glo mental static/stasis into the plaything of frank's own desire..." i highly recommend reading it, if you happen to find a copy, since it's been out of print for the better part of a decade and the only copies produced have most likely all found their way into one trashbin or another thanks to america's plentiful dumbasses.

Heroes:

"Bob"

My Blog

America's Funniest Videos

today i was writing an electronic mail message to someone when i realized that i needed to find out what the funniest song would be that could be played during a montage of dogs eating severed human ...
Posted by scott on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

Tagged

The first player of this game starts with the "7 weird things/habits about yourself" People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 7 weird things/ habits, as well as state these rules clearly fo...
Posted by scott on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:37:00 PST

the world is safer now

now that this has happened.
Posted by scott on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

not what it sounds like

Hairy Ball Theoremunquotable
Posted by scott on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

"protests against a corporate world we refuse to accept"

The Mechanics of Destructionessentially it's a free downloadable album of British music producer Matthew Herbert making songs out of the destruction of mass-market type garbage such as McDonald's prod...
Posted by scott on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST

your wishes have been granted

that's right. i'm filling out a survey.The "Older People" Survey(Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature... 1. Wha...
Posted by scott on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:57:00 PST

Amen

not a lot of words today. that is because i am trying to save YOU some time. go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac and watch the 18 minute video. it's informative. then, if you woul...
Posted by scott on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

double barked

i received via US mail a photgraph of a man named "Bob Barker" yesterday. if you would like to know why, then you are advised to read the entry that has a title relating to Flying Eagles. there will...
Posted by scott on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:52:00 PST

The Legendary Flying Eagle

Recently, I was scavenging around in an attempt to find out who I had to send electronic mails to in order to get free autographed photographs of so-called "celebrities." Apparently it is fairly easy...
Posted by scott on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

without GOING OVER - dumb old lady

it may not be a secret that i enjoy watching The Price is Right. in case you did not know, there is a section on that show where 4 contestants look at a prize, try to determine the manufacturers sugg...
Posted by scott on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:06:00 PST