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About Me

Friend. Chemist. Artist. Musician
Your Monster Profile
Shadow Worm

You Feast On: Fingernails

You Lurk Around In: Swamps

You Especially Like to Torment: Priests What's Your Monster Name?

My Interests

Hanging out with the friends. The laying around being lazy. The getting out and about. The fixed gear. The music. The Reading. Going to the shows. The Painting. The Drawing. The Intaglio. The Pastels. The Film Making. The Poker. The Science. The Debauchery.

I'd like to meet:

.Aphrodite..Chanwook Park..Takashi Miike.. David Cross.

Music:

WRAS, WREK

Movies:

Chanwook Park stuff(esp: Old Boy and Sympathy for Mr. Vengence). Takashi Miike stuff(esp:Audition, Gozu, Dead or Alive). Trainspotting. Run Lola Run. Caddy Shack. Snatch. Brain Candy. SLC Punk! City of Lost Children. Brazil. Videodrome. Night of the Living Dead. Shaun of the Dead. Clockwork Orange. Fight Club. Crap. Ministry's:The tapes of Wrath. Tim Burton stuff... Rob Rodriguez stuff... Wes Anderson stuff... City of God. The 3 Extremes...and zombie movies

Television:

The History Channel. Family Guy. Aqua Tean. UprightCitizensBrigade. Kids in the Hall. COPS. The Daily Show. The State. iNVADER ZiM. Southpark. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Oblongs. Absolutely Fabulous. Venture Brothers. King of the Hill. Arrested Development.

Books:

bizarremag.com Clive Barker. Neil Gaiman. theonion.com Douglas Adams. Alexandre Dumas. Robert Jordan. Chuck Palahniuk. Irvine Welsh. Orson Scott Card. Ray Bradbury. Anthem. 1984. Anne Rice. Widow Basquiat. Hunter S. Thompson. Currently reading: Haunted

Heroes:

My parents & magnetism

My Blog

ode to hot water

the hot water went out yesterday. not being able to function at 100% till iv’e showered, i opted to take a cold shower today. Not a pleasant experience. one of my roommates came up with the idea...
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST

La bicicleta

I encourage the people of the city to get bicycles, and ride them. At times this can be quite treacherous. The people of Atlanta are awair of this. The city is not set up very well for biking, and mot...
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

parking downtown

There are plenty of places to park downtown, if you know where to look. The trick is finding a lot that doesn't smell like human excrement. Damn doo doo bandits.
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

Crazy cat: Takashi

my cat Tikashi is friggin crazy. He is 16 months old. He is an indoor/outdoor cat. His new method for indicating he wants to go out invloves running towards the door full speed, swinging his rear out ...
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

Attn: cartographers and stoners

I was recently introduced to google earth. Those of you that know about the google earth, I hope you have a pleasant afternoon. Those of you that don't know about it, go check it out. You can type in...
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:47:00 PST

Squiggle Vision

Upon review of the Home Movies DVDs. I was dissappointed that the first season is the only season with "Squiggle Vision". They made the rest of the seasons with non sqiggle vision due to the audience ...
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST

Ode to tomatoes

I do believe I can now say with confidence that my all time favorite thing to eat is chopped tomatoes with crumbled feta cheese and Newman's Own Balsamic Vinaigrette. and that is that
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:04:00 PST

Attention vegetarians:

The hummus and tabbouleh wrap at Whole Foods is quite delicious.
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:22:00 PST

To those of you with an attention span long enough to read a book

I highly recomend that everyone read "Widow Basquiat" by Jennifer Clement. For you art lovers, it is the story of Jean-Michel Basquiat and his lover/muse/girlfriend Suzanne. For those of you that are ...
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:07:00 PST

add insult to injury

so a lady wanted a vegan pizza. she bought some vegan cheese which I had to slice up by hand. i sliced off half of the tip of my thumb slicing up her damn vegan cheese. the animals were saved by the p...
Posted by Admiral Smarmy Pants on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:02:00 PST