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jacob

About Me

My name is Jacob Skinner. I like drums and other beatable objects. I eat and drink normally. I also live in a desert in California where i go to high school. I like metal, rock, and grunge music. I don't like hot pokers but I love pringles. that man in the moustache gives me a warm feeling inside but not a burning feeling like the hot poker. I like friends that are generally not canniblalistic but i could make some exceptions but only for cannibals with a good personality. I think i've run out of things to say but i'll keep on going. I play football and baseball but don't like opiates. It may seem that I high but unfortunately I have no excuse for my belimia........ I mean insanity. Have a exquisite day. Jolly good.

My Interests

in music, stigmata, and general edifices.

I'd like to meet:

casper because he's a friendly ghost not like the evil ones in my closet. I'd also like to meet Jack black and Jesus.

Music:

Rock such as Pink Floyd, Grunge such as Nirvana, and Melodic metal such as tool

Movies:

My favorites would have to be Gaving Ryan's Privates, or anything with chuck norris, mel brooks, or will ferrel in it.

Television:

my favorites are adult swim and anything on galavision because they make funny noises.

Books:

My favorite books are anything that C.S. Lewis writes, books by J.R.R. Tolkein, Garth Nix's Sabriel, Dave Barry books, and Leroy's 1000 favorite positions, (that one is specifically a classic).

Heroes:

C.S. Lewis, Chris from Slipknot, Tool, Dave Grohl, Will Ferrel, Jack Back, Gandhi, and Eric Gagne.