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Olivia

À la folie... pas du tout

About Me

Someone needs to tell me if I like chocolate milk, and NOW, because if I do, Rufus Wainwright probably sits in his bathroom writing sonnets about me, because I am cigarettegirl and he has a song that I've heard of called cigarettes and chocolate milk. I can shove my fist in my mouth. I don't know how I discovered it, but if I ever meet you, I will probably say hello, and then shove my fist in my mouth. I don't use tampons, I use pads. I'm sorry that I don't want to get TS. I don't know why I was ever friends with her. I DON'T masturbate and I think just about the only person. No one ever believes me. I think that ignorance is bliss and my lips are dancing for you.
My day's schedule is:
Wake up.
Get crunk
Go to school
Stay completely drunk for 3 periods
Sober up at lunch
Get horny 6th period
Come home
Watch french movies
Stay home, because my mom is a BITCH
That's basically my day. I didn't end it with sleep, because I haven't slept in close to 3 years, with the exception of last night. I don't know how it came to me. I think god made it mysteriously natural, and it was his ecstasy to see me sleep in harmony. I'm way too mature for my age. That's why all my friends are in the sophmore class. Sometimes, I pretend I'm part of the sophmore class. Real girls don't shower.
If you think you can hold a conversation:
AIMMM heyysuzannejensen
Hit it up, yo. Werd.

My Interests

I love going to the bathroom. Everytime I pull my pants down, I feel an overwhelming sense of pride that at the age of 16 months, I pottytrained myself. I love going to shows, and when the downtown closed I cried with all of the Long Island scene. I know a lot about Long Island. If you tell me what street you live on, I can get there in about 10 minutes. LIE♥♥ I've done all of Long Island by walking.

I'd like to meet:

A boy that will lay on top of me and take naps. A boy that looks like Marc. A boy that will hold my hand when I cross the LIE. A boy that will talk to me until 3 AM every night. A boy wears tight girlpants and goes to shows every week. A boy that moshes with all of his boys and comes out with no bruises. A boy that kisses other boys so he doesn't have to kiss me.

A girl that will agree with my habits about masturbation. A girl that can kiss well. A girl that owns a strap on even though she knows it won't fit into my vagina. A girl that doesn't shower. A girl that has blue eyes, but whenever she asks someone her eye color, they say brown. A girl that wears the same jacket from any clothing store every single day. A girl that's name is Delia. A girl that likes chocolate milk. A girl that will kiss my face and tell me she's my biggest fan. A girl that looks at granny porn.

Music:

I can't really quite describe my psuedo music taste; It's much jazzier than anything you listen to, it has a better beat, much more apathetic lyrics, and it's very nostalgic. What can I say, my music is amazing, like me. If I was any more amazing, I would be a psuedo Olivia. I love using the word psuedo. Werrrd.