Hi. My name is Moose.
I have the coolest family in the world.
I LOVE to chase lizards and my tail. I really like big boy cookies.
Wanna chase me? I'll jump on the couch!
I get fed at 5:30...so don't be late!
Playing with my friends at Bark Ave.
A really hot bitch! Oh...and a really stupid lizard. I think it's about time I FINALLY catch one!
This is what me and my friends do when the stupid humans leave me all alone. They think I'm bored. Why do you think I'm always sleeping when you get home?! I'm so tired from dancing all night!
Can you believe Sparky got so drunk that night? He was pretending to be a human screaming "DONT PEE ON THE CARPET!" and whacking Fluffy with a newspaper. Shh...Don't tell anyone...we think she liked it!
*Animal planet
*Champion Breed Dog Shows
*Air Bud
*2 stupid dogs
*Dr. Doolittle
*I LOVE the Bush Bean's commercials. FINALLY someone who understands me!