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Lady Jesus

I don't have a god complex, you've got a simple god

About Me



no one's really going to be free until nerd persecution ends.

My Interests

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"I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world." Dennis Kucinich

People who have private myspaces are usually crapfaces. You hinder my lurking abilities, and you probably aren't even interesting enough to need a private profile. So I don't want to meet any of you people.

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“If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do." Henry Rollins

My Blog

cynical much?

We've all got a train to catch.  We've all got egos the size of Texas.We've all got our mental holocausts.We've all got detatchable sex organs and a lethal water gun to our own temples.We're all ...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:55:00 PST

spread the word

So here's to whatever lies ahead.Texas...I love you. 
Posted by Lady Jesus on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:50:00 PST

Dennis Kucinich - My Penguin President

20 Reasons Why I Will Be Voting For Dennis Kucinich in 2008.1.  Voted AGAINST the Patriot Act.  He has authored bills to repeal the most dangerous parts of the Patriot Act.2.  Has intro...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war if you can give me something worth fighting for

Alright, I was trying to avoid this topic because it's a little over-debated right now, but I can't help myself.Let's talk gun control.Ok, you all know I don't like the government telling us what we c...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

burn burn burn

Working at a bar/restaurant lowers my opinion of the 19 to 29 age group.  You can get burnt out on humanity in general real fast if you don't watch yourself carefully.  A few observations I ...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

love is gay

Paraphrasing from LiveScience.com1. Bonobo Chimpanzees - nearly all are bisexual2. Japanese Macaques - females form lifelong relationships with other females, males tend to have one-night stands with ...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:26:00 PST

on dreams and religions

I slept earlier, and I dreamt that I became a nudist.  Or at least, I was walking around topless and arguing with people who thought I shouldn't do that.  I told them they should respect the...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST

The Indigo Children

They come into the world with a feeling of royalty (and often act like it)They have a feeling of "deserving to be here," and are surprised when others don't share that.Self-worth i...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:09:00 PST

poor Virginia

Stop killing each other.Fuck, guys...seriously.  How hard is it to NOT kill people?  I've been alive almost 21 years and I haven't killed a single person...not a single one.  I'm proud ...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST

Grindhouse

Under normal circumstances, I would just post a nice, witty bulletin about this...but, ladies and gentlemen, we are not living in normal circumstances.We are living in a time where the movie Grindhous...
Posted by Lady Jesus on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST