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Erik

I like my bridges well done.

About Me

Please message me before requesting to be my friend. Frustratingly, people have gotten past the CAPTCHA test so now you actually either need to know me or need to message me asking my last name. Even if you JUST ask me my last name I'll probably give it to you. As long as you do that.

So, hello everyone... My name is Erik. About me... well... umm... There's not much to say. I'm anal about a lot of things, and I'm even a bit OCD. Otherwise, there's not much to say. I used to have a national record for marksmanship, I have a cat named Tiger, I like to think that I'm special, and I love computers. I'm sort of an introvert, but on occasion I'll explode and talk to people that have been on my mind whether they know it (or me) or not.

By the way this is Tiger... he will eat your soul, then shed on your face. I wub him.

My Interests

I am fascinated by computers, and have always been interested in how things work... I used to take things apart when they broke just to look at them, especially mechanical things (circuit boards are not so much fun to look at and try to understand). I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! Hooray for Viking lineage. Not that you would ever be able to tell from my name. Pshaw.

I'd like to meet:

Yeah, don't really know what I'm supposed to put here. I guess I want to meet a few celebrities before I die, if not just to brag that I've met Martha Stewart... or Cameron Diaz or Drew Barrymore or that one star who played in that one movie.

Then as far as people I want to meet to have relationships with - I don't know... I can't just say I want to meet a specific category or type of person because there are always exceptions to every type of everything. Deep, I know. Sorry, I'll try to stop.

I can be friends with lots of people, but if I am going to have a different sort of relationship with you... well, you have to be male and you can't be straight (I think that I could have a relationship with a chick at some point but I think for now I'll just go with guys). I'm pickier than that, but everything changes based on the person like I just said.

Let's see if we can get someone from every continent! Besides Antarctica... Nobody cares about Antarctica.

You have been marked on my profile map! Click to zoom-in.

Yeah I know my top friends looks like shit even in its wonderful heart-shaped-ness. I am sorta working on it still. I'll probably forget and it'll stay like it is for a really long time, but I hope not.

Erik has 80-ish friends.

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Music:

I like techno. This is what tickles my pickle. It's hard to say definitively what I will always love, and this handily shows you exactly what I listen to. How 'bout that!

Movies:

Kill Bill. I love Quentin Tarantino's sense of humor. And if blood spurting quite unrealistically is not something that he laughs at but rather thinks is a realistic depiction of severed limbs then he is chock full of issues, which is another reason to love him (then again I have never seen a head be chopped off with a sword, so who am I to say that this is unrealistic?). I also like really stupidly funny movies like Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie on occasion. Also Airplane, but that's not important right now. I don't mind most chick flicks, and I don't mind a good guy flick either. Good as in a thinking movie. Except Charlie's Angels 1 & 2; I love those movies. Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore are sexy bitches. Lucy Liu is cute, but not sexy. Enough about movies, I really don't watch that many. Except maybe flash ones? I <3 Weebl and David Firth. British humor? Meh, just funny shit. This is Weebl's Stuff, it has a whole bunch of catchy tunes and just odd flash animations. Then this is Weebl and Bob, which are two... eggs... They too are funny, just not as funny because you have to sort through a whole bunch of crap. I quite like pie and hentai (the graphic for the back of my blog comes from hentai). Then, there's Fat-pie . That would be David Firth, also maker of the Burnt Face Man stuff. He's really funny if you're kinda sick because he's ummm a bit graphic on some of his cartoons (like milkman... tehehe). Anywho... I wish I could put the flash on my page, but myspace is a little bitch and doesn't let me do it. Oh well.
Instead, here is a delightful little short movie... Well, my AP English project from Senior year. YAY!! (It was Nicki's, Vaughn's, and Travis's, too... Travis just put his name on it because he is retarded)
And while I'm being embed happy, here's the gulls, which stars Travis and me as well. This was back in like 7th grade, though. I loved GT.

Television:

I don't watch much TV. I like Jeopardy!, but am never home to watch it and don't have a DVR anymore. Some day... hopefully Alex Trebek will be dead by then so I don't want to slap him while watching.

Books:

I like books, I just hardly ever read them. As with anything I don't really have one favorite... but I do really like the paranormal and fantasy.

Heroes:

Martha Stewart. Nobody makes being anal-retentive so useful as she does.

Ok I have more heroines and heroes than Martha Stewart, a lot more tangible ones... but that's sorta a personal thing. I dunno, a lot of stuff on here is personal but nothing is as personal as why I admire those people in my life who I've considered being like as I grow older.

My Blog

Stolen from my boyfriend *gush*

Top 5 Pet Peeves1. Self-righteous stupidity2. Egotism3. Chivalry4. Stereotypes (or at least acting on them... who am I to say you can't think what you want?)5. Religion Top 5 Animals1. Dolphins2. Pigs...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:12:00 PST

Metaphorical Waiting Room

So I was just trying to sleep in my lovely air mattress as Lily and Delores started munching on a piece of wood I had given them. It just so happened to rattle the cage. No nap for me. So I lay there ...
Posted by Erik on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:48:00 PST

Last blog in Reno??

It probably will be! I leave early on Sunday for Seattle, hopefully with all my shit or a vast majority of it (I can only fit so much into the Isuzu, which I am driving up). So here's my schedule:Noth...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:53:00 PST

The One With The Quizzes

you have been making the world more amazing since:1988 (rather, I have been making the world... period)oldest/youngest/or middle sibling?:Youngestyour dads name?:Bradwhat kind of phone do you have?:Mo...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:00:00 PST

The blog with no title

So... ugh. Got my wisdom teeth out this morning. I really really hope I don't get dry socket because that would suck indeterminably. And then... on the 26th I'll have my followup appointment with the ...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:16:00 PST

Lots and Lots

So... let's see. It smells vaguely like marijuana in my house (no idea why, it's not me)... which is better than before, when it smelled like shit because of the waste ventilation or something. I need...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:26:00 PST

Too many blogs, but also not enough.

1) What is the full name on your birth certificate?Pshaw if you want to stalk and rape me then you should ASK what my last name is so I can at least expect to have to kick your ass. 2) When was the la...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:50:00 PST

First blog in 2 months...

Whoa so it's been a long time. Lots to write about. Looks like my blog hits and profile hits are still duking it out for most views, but I haven't updated my profile in about 15 billion years so hmm n...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:38:00 PST

Shit and uhhmmmmm stuff.

First off, pics!Elaine looking pooped. I just think it's funny. Oh Elaine.What is that? Aww poor Elise... these my girls! Sort of. I don't really have girls but if I had them they would be them.Yeah, ...
Posted by Erik on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

Photoz!!!!

I figure while I'm at it I'll just use z instead of s because that's what all the cool kids are doing. I know, I know... bratz. They're awesome, don't you agree?There were some other things I was goin...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:47:00 PST