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James Bondageâ„¢

aRRRRR Rated Pirate Peaches!

About Me

I'm Italian, German, and Polish. And I'm a Leo so if you piss me off I'll rip your fuckin' head off!!! RAWRR!! lmao... The combo seems entertaining enough, so.. fuck it!
The Famous-est line ever would be "Hey, it may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine"
... and it works too! ;)



I go to college.
I live in the Nutty.
I make music.
I hang with the braahs and braahettes.
I need a better paying job.
I try to meet new peeps.
I speak my mind.
I'm definitely just me.
Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Bankruptcy Lawyer
Super Power Irresistable Sexuality
Enemy Trailer Trash Tom
Mode Of Transportation Shopping Cart
Weapon Sporks


You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.
Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

My Interests

MUSIC! It keeps me alive after all, but... playing my drums, being a fuckin Pirate! going to concerts, lyrical madness, web design, non-sausage festivals, hangin' with the braahs and braahettes, count chocula...mmh, cheez-lin, pool, bowling, rapping while intoxicated, IMs, cool people, getting tatted the fuck up! and checking out other peoples cool tats (preferably none of that, "I got it 'cause it looked cool" shit) moshing, and of course: more music!

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't idiots. Still have yet to see that ultra bitchy, whiny little emo kid in an actual mosh pit, so can smash them into "bolivion"... (thanks to Iron Mike for that one, lmao) People who actually know the correct action to take when I do the muts-up to them. Peeps who can sit around and enjoy me telling my crazy stories ten times... Milla Hugh Jackman Maynard Clive Burr Josh Freese Tuomas Holopainen Mercedes Lander Dave Mustaine

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: AOL Trial CDs
Your Favorite Target: Prostitutes
Your Kill Count: 784,448,127
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 22
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $191,475,218,771,196
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 38%

Quiz created with MemeGen !

Save the Drums and Bang the Drummer? Well, here I am... ;)

Music:


A decent range of music... First first first:
A Perfect Circle, bitches!

Also these bands and, in my opinion, their best song:

Thrice "Staring At The Sun" Nightwish "Astral Romance" Alkaline Trio "Bloodied Up" AFI "The Leaving Song" MSI "Bitches" Ra "Walking and Thinking" Godsmack "Voodoo" Fuel "Hemmorhage" Rise Against "Like the Angel" Oasis "Wonderwall" Kittie "Funeral" Smashing Pumpkins "The Sacred and Profane" Face To Face (RIP) "Blind" Brand New "The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows" Three Doors Down "Kryptonite" Stone Sour "Inhale" V Shape Mind "hidden track" Pennywise "Fight 'till you Die" Mudvayne "A World So Cold" old Green Day "Good Riddance" Orgy "Stitches" VNV Nation "Beloved" old Metallica "The Unforgiven I" Carpe Diem/F.A.Q. "Element Five" System of a Down "Aerials" Cyndi Lauper "Time After Time" Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills" Lacuna Coil "My Wings" Breaking Benjamin "So Cold" Tool "Sober" Fingertight (RIP) "Guilt" Lost Prophets "Last Train Home" Shinedown "45" Bloodhound Gang "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" The Juliana Theory (RIP) "Into the Dark" Project 12:01 "Cleo Kisses Caesar" Red Hot Chili Peppers "The Zephyr Song" Linkin Park "Crawling"

and more than likely some others I can't think of right now.. ya know, bad memory


Some old shite tunes of mine are here: Malevolent

Movies:

X-men, X2, X3! Requiem for a Dream Return of the Living Dead 3 Harold & Kumar Freddy Got Fingered Scarface Porky's Office Space Sky Captain (for some fucked up reason I kinda liked it) The Godfather Mortal Kombat IClerks Resident Evil (anything with Milla) Psycho I Underworld The South Park Movie CkY CkY2k 28 Days Later Kill Bill Reservoir Dogs Pirates of the Caribbean

Television:

ATHF! The Sopranos, Squidbillies, South Park, Reno 911, Making fun of spanish soap operas and cheesy porns... ahh if only they played cheesy spanish porn...
And... yeah thats pretty much it.

Books:

101 Drinking Games. zing!
Cosmo. I know its not a book, but its fun reading about all the things women think they know about something ever so present in that mag; the "all men" category. Or the 55 ways to make us beg for this and that in bed. And usually more than half totally repulse me... funny stuff.

Heroes:

PCP Nitrous S-Dizzle my fuckin' braah, for making music and listening to my bitching all these years. Fo shit.

My Blog

So I wonder why...

in english classes I always seem to be rushed to research and gather information, yet get plenty of time to actually finish the papers/assignments...My thought of the day is definitely "What is easier...
Posted by James Bondage" on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

Two decades in this bitch

Theres really so much I could say, but so little most would give a damn about who doesn't already know about it... I could probably type for days... I don't care one way or another, this can end ...
Posted by James Bondage" on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:53:00 PST

Lookie! and tune in to remission, because I said.

I'm fucking around with my profile for another hour until Sean gets here.  Radio show tonight!  wOOt.   www.radio1190.com   biatches.  9-11 pm  = the crazy madn...
Posted by James Bondage" on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:07:00 PST

Updates, aka: time to not be lazy

I'm having a hard time starting this off with anything catchy, so I won't.  If you're not going to read it all, so be it. I'm excited for a couple of things coming up very soon.  Rarely do I...
Posted by James Bondage" on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:43:00 PST

Well, it has been a while. For a couple things...

It is that time again.  Oh, yes.  The rare blog from myself... and of course: Summer, summer, summer... and while I'm more of a shade person I do appreciate the opportunity and motivati...
Posted by James Bondage" on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:04:00 PST

Yes, a damn tragedy...

Since everyone else posts their shortcomings and tragedies in life, I think I'll share one of my own Today, during an impromptu football game with two of my cousins, the APC shirt I got during the Mar...
Posted by James Bondage" on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:12:00 PST

The scoop

I'm actually getting a bunch of stuff done at one time for the first time in a while, like school work and all that... end of the semester is Dec 12th or so.  wOOt! Yeah, I decided to work on my ...
Posted by James Bondage" on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:20:00 PST

When computer nerds have sex!

Oh baby, push my buttons!Can I touch your browser?I just love your GUI.   (pronounced gooey) Oh yeah... scroll my bar! How do you like my interactive poll now!? Your color scheme is sooo hot...
Posted by James Bondage" on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:49:00 PST

No fucking clue. really.

I don't know what happened today, I just kinda feel like shit all the sudden.  I got up from myspace like, once.  I was listening to what I really enjoy... great stuff...favor...
Posted by James Bondage" on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:41:00 PST

Concert!

First off, Jimmy Eat World?  They were there? wtf...............OH!, those guys.  The ones who played a half hour set.... and started when everyone was barely coming into the arena....riiigh...
Posted by James Bondage" on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:04:00 PST