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LADY RIZO & the ASSETTES
don't miss the next show!!ITS ALSO A PARTY!! HALLOWEEN NIGHT....
Music to make you wiggle, women to make you weak.
NIGHT OF THE CONEY ISLAND DEAD!
A Halloween Extravaganza.
An evening hosted by comedienne and chanteuse Lady Rizo, with non-stop performances by
The Assettes and The Assettes Orchestra, The Pow! Girlies, Clean&Nasty blues band, string
quartet Brooklyn Rider, Nellie Mckay, Zero Boy, DJ Donny Burlin and DJ Boo as well as Art
Installations by Jasmine Zimmerman and Video by Darren Anderson. Spooky circus sideshows,
"Kiss My Ass" booth, fortune tellers, haunted beach bar, costume parade and more...

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 31st starting at 9pm
BROOKLYN LYCEUM, 4th Avenue and Union in Brooklyn, NY
when:
HALLOWEEN WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 2007 9PM - 1AM
where:
@ The BROOKLYN LYCEUM
227 4TH AVE BROOKLYN, NY 11215
between Union and President
M, R TO UNION ST.
Q,N, 2,3, B,D, 4,5 TO ATLANTIC/PACIFIC STOP
ADMISSION: $15 advance $20 at the door Partial proceeds benefit PLANNED PARENTHOOD NYC.
Get Tickets at
www.ladyrizoandtheassettes.com:
LADY RIZO & the ASSETTES

All your favorite characters are back, and each with their own lesson to teach:
Trutha Darra, Baronass Von Harmer, Sparkle, Chi Chi Jones, Cream Soda and we welcome back the feisty Baby G. And you know Lady Rizo couldn't roar so fierce or purr so pretty without the razor sharp Assettes Orchestra behind her. Other Featured Performers include: POW! Girles, Clean & Nasty, Amber Martin, Nellie Mckay, Zero Boy and Brooklyn Rider.
Art Installation by Jasmine Zimmerman.
Join comedienne and chanteuse Lady Rizo as she hosts a bevy of beauties in an evening of vintage
cabaret with a little more 'bang' for your buck...A tight 4-piece live band accompanies the Lady in
old standards, 80's pop, soul ballads, and french odes d'amour. The Assettes astound with elegant
yet tintilating strip teases, mesmerizing with each flick of hip. With Lady Rizo's unpredictable antics
and special guests from the world over, you'll never see the same show twice.
"Lady Rizo definitely has the most refined and erudite assettes I've ever encountered."--Moby
"Lady Rizo & the Assettes is the sexiest thing I've seen in New York in a long time. You will blush
and laugh and you might even get touched if you sit close enough."-- Adam Rapp
"It made me want to eat pussy!" -Anonymous gay man
"I loved it. And I hate everything." Mark Morris

My Interests

songs that remind you to sigh, tiny sparkles, dances that quicken your blood, a beat to snap to, blue bubbles, my martini, snapping of garters, eyelash glue

I'd like to meet:

You, beauty.. come get lost in lady rizo and the assettes. and if you re looking for a gypsy life we might take you on a magic ride in our red convertible bus.

Music:

da dum, da dum. yeah yeah, uhhhh-huh. da dum da dum...

Heroes:

peggy lee, zorita, gene kelley, nina, 'retha, and of course all those that have graced Lady Rizo's presence --Trutha Darrah, Baroness Von Harmer, Ruby Sunrise, Chi Chi Jones, the great sparkle, ta ta tamborina, baby g, chilli pepperona, X Calibur, Lu Lu, Slappy Fish, Slim Leghorn, Our Lady J, Squeeks, Red Monsta, Tubby Chang,

My Blog

ASSETTES HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA!!! on Oct 31st

Join Lady Rizo and Pow! for a massive Halloween Blowout at the Brooklyn Lyceum in downtown Brooklyn! The Night of the Coney Island DEAD will be filled with beautifully decaying ladies, tantalizing pe...
Posted by Lady Rizo on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST

CUTTING ROOM! Oct 13th midnight; Oct 14th 7:30 and 10pm

CUTTING ROOM 19 W 24th. Oh, the Assettes are bringing it large to the room of cutting. Again! Buy your tickets early through the website. www.ladyrizoandtheassettes.comWe have a history of selling ou...
Posted by Lady Rizo on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

www.ladyrizoandtheassettes.com

LAUNCHED, STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION check it out! we have a home on the web. a little digital duplex to hang our virtual bras up in. It will get fancy soon but for now you can buy tickets to the nex...
Posted by Lady Rizo on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST

6/13 at GALAPAGOS

Had an amazing time last night aside mamacita Doria Roberts at Mo Pitkins I swayed and swirled to her bluesy tunes with water and wine--- while joining along singing back-up. On Wednesday I am spec...
Posted by Lady Rizo on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

Lady Rizo hosts Katrina Benefit @ Playwrights Horizons

New York City Performers Come Together to Raise Money for Hurricane Katrina VictimsAlmost two years after the storm, New Orleans residents still suffer from the ravages of Hurricane Katrina. Even as t...
Posted by Lady Rizo on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PST

Thanks for coming to the Cutting Room

We had an amazing show and turn out this week. Thanks to all you kiddies and Assette lovers who showed your stripes full force. Lady Rizo loves you. The Assettes still wanna spank you.
Posted by Lady Rizo on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

Cutting Room Show in May

Its our first time at the Cutting Room and we are just tickled to play there. Hope i can see your lovely mug beaming up at us. End of May babies.
Posted by Lady Rizo on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST