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a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud

My punches are clocked at 72 mph!

About Me

Big dumb funny guy

AIRBANDAIRBANDAIRBAND

Linkin Park is super-gay. SRSLY!

I punch baby seals when I'm angry.

My Interests

Metal, Baseball, Football, World of Warcraft, Computers, Computer Games, The Master Chief Classic, Xbox 360, Geeky stuff that you probably think is retarded

I'd like to meet:

People that dont suck.

Music:

I would totally go gay for Metallica (preferably before 1991), other than that, faster, harder and louder: Slayer, Lamb of God, Heaven Shall Burn, Threat Signal, All That Remains, Chimaira, Shadows Fall, Fear Factory, Slipknot, Tool, Sepultura, Dio, 80's Hair (dont ask me why, I have a huge soft spot for it), TENACIOUS D (Pick of Destiny is t3h sex), Killswitch Engage is ok, and the Beastie Boys is another.

Movies:

I love comedy, action, and thrillers. No drama please. PICK OF DESTINY

Television:

GOOD EATS, Mythbusters, VENTURE BROTHERS, Days of our Lives(hehe), Dog the Bounty Hunter, Comedy Central Presents..., Southpark, and some other stuff, i dunno, dont watch that much live tv, too busy catching up on the Tivo.

Books:

Definately the Dragonlance series is my favorite, the Soveriegn Stone series, and Forgotten Realms has some good shite.

Heroes:

My mother, whom I miss everyday.

R.I.P. PRM 1/15/1962-6/4/2004

My Blog

NEW MC FN C TROPHY PEEP DIS!!!!

 
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

ZOMG HALO!!!!

ZOMG HALO!!!   its time for the:   MC F'N C   Get ready, June 23rd, all the pansies will GO DOWN!!! (probably starting with me)   Master Chief Classic!!!   YEAH!!!   I'M ...
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

funny story plus nasty sickness

so, first off, lets begin with a funny story: 'Twas the day before yesterday, late in the night, when me and my wifey, woke to a terrible fright! There was a loud crash, which brought us awake, and no...
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:28:00 PST

Wii internet

i am SOOOOOO checking my myspace on my frickin Wii right now!!i downloaded the 'internet channel' and now i can browse the information highway from the comforts of my couch. TOO COOL!!!
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:08:00 PST

This is a chronicle of my vacation

Day One: Sat around in my underwear for about 6 hours until Erin got home. Watched Metallica S & M, and Tenacious D Masterworks Collection on DvD. Going to the Tenacious D concert around 8pm or so...
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

MASTER EXPLODER

I have a new name for my ass. His name is Master Exploder. Please refer to my ass and anything having to do with my ass as another entity named Master Exploder. Thank You.   p.s. I also have a na...
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

ZOMFG ZUNE!!!!

ZOMFG TANDI BOUGHT ME A ZUNE FOR XMAS THAT I GOT A LITTLE EARLY ITS GORGEOUS I LOVE IT AND I NAMED IT BLACK STALLION AND TANDI IS GONNA NAME HERS TURD FERGUSON OMG ITS SWEET!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

Truck has been sold

Sold my truck today, asked for $1000 got $900. I'm happy with that. It was a good truck, got me from point A to point B for a few years. Goodbye Millenium Falcon.
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:42:00 PST

YOU WANT FOOTBALL PICS THEN HERE ARE YOUR DAMN FOOTBALL PICS

Pregame talks, james and shawn get an explanation on how to actually play football Early day action, stuff in the foreground Red going out for a pass, yellow defending Me, just threw a ball, now i nee...
Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

MY PROFILE SUCKS, I KNOW, KTHX

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Posted by a;lksdhfaijsdhbfdfusahdufhndsuhfudshudsahnudashnud on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:06:00 PST