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AK-47

Yeah, I'm a hippie with perpetually dirty feet! You got a problem with that? Tree huggers, unite!

About Me

I wear the most inappropriate shoes for every occasion. Sometimes, I write letters to people/things out loud. I constantly want to take my shoes off and feel grass under my feet. I can't believe it, but I think I'm turning into a morning person. I melt like butter around my son. I use big words, deal with it. The last three years of my life have revolved around drugs. My favorite songs on my favorite albums are all obscure and never played at the fucking concerts. I hate disappointing my parents. My son won't ever respond to me if I ask him to talk, but he'll repeat every swear word I use. Some of my favorite books have been textbooks. I prefer my movies have captions, even when they're in English. I'm not religious, at all. If I'm thirsty enough, I'll drink just about anything. My hands and feet are always ice cold. I absolutely fucking love drugs, and absolutely fucking hate how they totally fuck up your whole goddamn life. I will always try to get out of doing the dishes. I don't tolerate strangers criticism, but I'm extremely hard on myself. I live to travel. Massages tickle me. If you randomly make some racist, sexist, or homophobic comment, nine times out of ten I'll call your ass out on it. I will inevitably try to control every situation. I am always editing people's writing in my head. I think Bush should be tried as a war criminal. I am a rabid, crazy Dixie Chicks fan. Some of my friends on myspace have never seen me sober, some have never seen me fucked up. I find irony is everything. My sense of direction is consistently 180 degrees off. I don't think I would ever be my own friend. I will tell you the most stupid, random stuff. I will either try to make you love me or hate me. I can sit for hours and watch my son throw rocks. I used to wonder if I was born without a conscience, like some people are born without a toe or something. I know when to keep my mouth shut, most of the time. I'm not shy. I like people with good stories to tell. I like to ask really personal questions. I will usually put more thought into my jewelry than in what clothes I'm wearing. I'm going to become an aunt soon. I never, ever ever leave the house without at least mascara on. I've got two tattoos on my mind, but I don't know which to get first. I'm afraid of dogs, but not afraid of dying. It drives my husband crazy when I'm on the computer. I tend to repeat things I tell you. My nightmare is to have my son grow up in a small town like I did. I met my husband at Christian Camp, which is funny if you know me very well. I could shop for hours at the Hustler store. Sometimes I wonder if I'm Obsessive-Compulsive. I woke up a different person, and I'm currently just getting to know me. There have been lots of surprises these last few months, and there are more to come, undoubtedly.Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Shoes, politics, purses, botany, makeup, music, breathing fresh air, any park with water and rocks, sobriety.
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I'd like to meet:

1. Angelina Jolie. She is everything I want to be: beautiful, rich, respected by some and hated by others. Oh yeah, and she goes to bed every night with Brad Pitt. That too, I guess.2. Barack Obama. To bask in his glory.3. People not afraid to be vulnerable, flawed, and human. And people not afraid of those who are vulnerable, flawed and human.4. The Dixie Chicks. Anything hated by redneck America has to be good. Did I mention I love Clinton too? Oh, which one? Both! Booyah!!!!!5. Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim. She better check her myspace soon, god damn it. Kim. Kim. Kim. Did I mention I want to talk to Kim? Well, I do! Kim!!!!!!! What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Music:

I'll listen to just about anything. Unless it is stupid and devoid of talent (see Avril Lavigne, Ashley/Jessica Simpson, pretty much any actor turned musician with the exception of Jared Leto). I think the Dixie Chicks are phenomenally talented. If they're good live, I probably like them. She Wants Revenge was really one of the best shows I've ever seen live.

Movies:

Give me a good documentary, and I will be so happy. I think Michael Moore is wonderful. I will not watch romantic comedies, due to the fact that I would eventually want to poke my eyes out. I guarantee you we wouldn't get halfway through the movie without me just shutting it off. And I like gory movies too. There's nothing like a good 70's B-flick slasher to lounge in bed and watch at night.

Television:

Is there a profusion of swear words and/or nudity? If yes, then I probably watch it and love it. Sex and the City, The Sopranos, The Tudors, Weeds...all wonderful. And then I tend to watch pretty much just MSNBC, CNN, and FUSE.

Books:

I just finished the decadent prose of "What the Stones Remember." I am due to escape inside Amy Tan's "Saving Fish From Drowning." Wish me luck.

Heroes:

My Dad because I think he's brilliant. My mom because she just gives and gives. Garret--he has an amazing mindreading ability. Christopher, because he loves so deeply. Evan, because he's happy and I think he's cool. My darling little L.T. because his laugh is better than any high I've ever had. People who care. People who don't try to convert me. People who don't make quick judgements. People who are not afraid to try and change the world for good.

My Blog

The pure poetry of Patrick Lane

An excerpt from the most beautiful piece of contemporary literary nonfiction I have ever had the pleasure to encounter:An hour of meditation by our bamboo on the cedar stool by the pond.  The gar...
Posted by AK-47 on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:32:00 PST

Dear NCL

To whom it may concern, Kiss my ass.  Fuck you and your fucking quarantine.  Thanks for fucking up my day.  Seriously.  I appreciate it.  I can't imagine anything I'd like to ...
Posted by AK-47 on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Know it...love it...

"Hey There Delilah" Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Time Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's ...
Posted by AK-47 on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

Tattoos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My new tattoo.  Its fucking beautiful.  I love it.  I never anticipated I would become so attached so quickly.  Its like its always been a part of me.  It hurt like a bitch.&n...
Posted by AK-47 on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

OMG, that was so good.

Have you ever had those kind of days that you thought totally sucked and then it surprises you with being really awesome?  I just had that day.I took care of the problem that I had bitched about ...
Posted by AK-47 on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

Regarding Justin Timberlake's existence on my page...

1. That song is fucking hot.2. I like it and its my page.3. If you don't like it, go to hell. I think it fucking rocks. ...
Posted by AK-47 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:10:00 PST

Yeah, so fucking what?

So I relapsed.  Again.  I have two days clean now.  Fuck it.  I threw it all away.  It was so easy and so not worth it.  Sorry to everybody who believed it me.  I le...
Posted by AK-47 on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

Lakeside Milam can go to hell.

If they want me to fucking relapse, they're doing a damn good job of it.  Kelly can kiss my ass.There.  That's my blog.  Fuck Lakeside Milam.  Assholes....
Posted by AK-47 on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

Life is so very good.

So I've been clean (from drugs AND alcohol) for 74 days.  I know, its so cool.  I'm like a different person and I'm so incredibly happy.  I've got my family back, I've got friends, and ...
Posted by AK-47 on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

OK, here's a new blog finally

So I haven't posted in a blog in like forever because I've been either really toasted or really busy and haven't been able to get around to it.  As many people know, I was sober for quite a while...
Posted by AK-47 on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST