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Lifes A Bitch But God Forbid The Bitch Divorce Me

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About Me

"Sometimes I wonder what life's about Sometimes I wonder why the lights are out Sometimes I wonder why I like to shout Sometimes I wonder, what the lies are about Sometimes I see things I shouldn't have seen Sometimes I wonder why, I'm a hood and a fiend Sometimes I look at what I've become and cry Sometimes I, get on that BULLSHIT and be ready to die Sometimes a nigga that's yo' man might get it Sometimes even though it's sweet,you ain't with it Sometimes the pain is too much to BEAR Sometimes it RAINS too much to care Sometimes if you, don't watch yo' back it'll cost you Sometimes you wonder, who would give a FUCK if they lost you Yet sometimes the sun shines around the clock But sometimes it's dark, and hell is hot" -DMX

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Heroes:


Name: Joey
Birthdate: 01-23-86
Birthplace: P.R.
Current Location: Bklyn N.Y.
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7
Weight: 165
Piercings: Ears
Tatoos: 3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single
Overused Phraze: None
FAVORITES
Food: My Moms Cooking
Candy: Dont Like
Color: Red
Drink: Coke
Alcohol Drink: Henny, Grey Goose, Tequila, Bacardi
Body Part on Opposite sex: Pretty Face Comes First But I Like Feet And Brest
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: All Kinds Of Music (Im A Very Diverse Person)
Summer or Winter: Fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: All Movies (Love Movies)
Love or Money: Both (At Least Im Being Honest)
YOUR...
Bedtime: None
Most Missed Memory: Teen Age Yrs
Best phyiscal feature: Everything About Me Cmon Look At Me
First Thought Waking Up: Thank God Im Alive
Best Friends: No Such Thing
Weakness: Would Not Like To Make Them Public Sorry
Fears: Goin Bald (Not Lying)
Heritage: Christian
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes (Dont Do It Any More)
Pot: Yes (Long Time Ago Dont Do It Any More Either)
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: Im A Lover Not A Fighter
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Prefer Blue Eyes But Also Like Green And Hazel
Favorite Hair Color: Black, Blonde
Short or Long: Long
Height: Shorter Than Me
Style: Good Girls Kinda Like Book Worms But Still In Touch With Her Beauty I Also Like Girls That Are Completely Opposite Than Me (I Believe In Opposites Attract)
Looks or Personality: Takes Care Of Herself Really Into Her Looks (Good Girls, Book Worms) I Like All Personalities Except Girls That Have Bad Attitudes (Dont Tolerate Those)
Hot or Cute Depends
Drugs and Alcohol: I Dont Mind A Girl That Drinks During Special Ocassions But Not An Every Weekend Thing And No Drugs Big Turn Off
Muscular or Really Skinny: Prefer Skinny Girls But it Does Not Have To Be Like That All The Time
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Many But You Learn From Your Mistakes
What country do you want to Visit: All Of Europe (Specially The UK, Paris, And Greece) And Australia
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep Hopefully
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not If I Have Plans
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Very
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Yes
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Ocassionally
Shower Daily: Allot
Been in Love: Dont Think So
Do you Sing: Yea In The Shower
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: 4-6 Depends On How Financially Fit I Am
Hate anyone: No Too Strong Of A Word
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