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Anthony

Stranded Random on the Epicenter of Thought

About Me

Ant Timeline1981-1985 BIRTH! (9-13-81: Augsburg, West Germany)
West Germany, Kansas, North Carolina1985-1991 Arnn Elementary School
Camp Zama, Japan1991-1993 Kaala Elementary School (5th and 6th grade)
Wahiawa, Hawaii1993-1999 Zama American Middle and High School
Camp Zama, Japan Part Deux1999-2004 University of Hawaii at Manoa (Fall 1999 - Spring 2004)
Honolulu, Hawaii2004-Present Pimp
Mililani, Hawaii

2Pac died on the 15th birthday. Look it up. It'll say, "Second most memorable event, second only to Ant's 15th birthday."

Because I was born in a US Army hospital in West Germany, both US and West Germany staked a claim for my citizenship resulting in me having dual US and German citizenship until my 18th birthday at which point I had to concede one of my citizenships. So I flipped a coin, a German mark of course, and hot damn, I'm a US citizen to this day. For the record, the coin landed on Bundesadler.

My Interests

Basketball

I'd like to meet:

Porn stars (preferably females)

Music:

In Flames, Dark Tranquillity, Epica, Bruce Dickinson, Garbage, Metallica, Dave Matthews Band, Neurotic Outsiders, Velvet Revolver, Green Day, Audioslave, Lifehouse, Within Temptation, After Forever, Brahman, Tsunami Bomb, 2Pac, Xzibit, Nas, Natural Vibrations

Movies:

Leon: The Professional, Pulp Fiction, We Were Soldiers, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Playboy's Wet and Wild Vol. 4

Television:

Lost, House, 24, Prison Break, Family Guy, Sopranos, Smallville, Supernatural, The Colbert Report, Late Night With Conan O' Brian

Heroes:

God, Jesus Christ, and Strong Bad

My Blog

LM_O

LMAO - Laughing my Ass offLMBO - Laughing my Boto offLMCO - Laughing my Cock offLMDO - Laughing my Dick offLMEO - Laughing my Ears offLMFO - Laughing my Fingers offLMGO - Laughing my Gonads offLMHO - ...
Posted by Anthony on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:56:00 PST

Were not coming

"Your anonymous as judges, but your still music industry people. Were not coming. Your not paying attention."All that's missing is Johnny Rotton saying, "All your base are belong to us!"...
Posted by Anthony on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:19:00 PST

GET A FREE SONY PSP!

This is a legitimate offer to a get a free Sony PSP! The only thing you have to do is sign up for a trial offer such as from BMG Music or Blockbuster Online, and then get 5 people to do the same,...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Government Warning Signs!

NoteThese are all actual government warning signs on what to do in case of an emergency on ready.gov, but with the ambiguity in their meaning, these are what their illustrations could possibly be sugg...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Head & Pubics

...And now introducing Head & Pubics, the first line of shampoo designed for hair care of the head and pubic region. It has a deep-cleansing system leaves your hair looking and feeling thoroughly ...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Swedish Death Metal Fucking Kills You... And Then Eats Your Children

My new obsession is the Swedish death metal band, Dark Tranquility. Along with In Flames, they created what is known as "The Gothenburg Sound, an ass-kick-in-your-face (or was it a face-kick...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Roommate Wanted Ad


Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

C*ns*rsh*p

You ever heard the video/edited version of Tupac's Hit 'Em Up? Well, here's just a few examples of the editing of the lyrics: Original: I ain't got no motherfuckin friends Edited:...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Hate McDonalds Commercials


Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Field of Dreams Sucked

Maybe Ill need to watch the entire movie, but from what I saw in Field of Dreams, it was a fictional story that brings the players involved in the 1919 Black Sox Scandal to interact with Kevin Costne...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST