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About Me

Best to find out or make it up yourself. I make most of it up anyway. You think ANY of this is true.... the height... the age... surely the lady jests? Am I a 80 year old dwarf you wonder.....?Not good at virtual friendship, don't really understand it so, let's have a drink and a bit of a dance. Reality. Hands on. And all that........... I HATE MOTHS THAT EAT MY CLOTHING..... there, glad I got that off my chest.... I LIKE KNITTING.... probably should have kept that to myself.............. I CAN MILK A SHEEP... oh ditto...Not in to the Myspace version of FansRus for anyone I mention or list. Truly. Don't. Even. Go there......... And note to those women who have pictures of themselves in very little who all (apparently) want to befriend me: firstly nylon lace and too much orange slap do not make me feel good. They make me giddy in a bad way..... I love my fabrics and face to be natural and my friends to be able to afford clothes..... You always have very cheap shoes. I notice these things.... Wash that face, buy cotton, ditch the straighteners and get thee to Louboutin...... Failing that... realize that I am a GIRL... who likes BOYS...... And......BALENCIAGA BELLA FREUD GARETH MARGIELA WESTWOOD LUELLA CHARLES ANASTASE SIBLING... let's PONY STEP and... breathe.....

My Interests

Playing records. Acting shoe-size. Which, shit is a Euro 40..... Dressing like a teenage boy.... all be it one with a trust fund and being called Son.... Dressing like a lady... all be it one with friends in fashion.... Wearing trainers, mirrored aviators and a 'tash....... Wearing a boiler suit..... Dancing like an idiot in a small booth... Loving Trickers Stephy size 6 1/2.... Rocking Margiela...... Getting in to trouble... Winding up The 'Rents... getting seriously wound up by my Mother in return... apparently it's 'her job'.....

I'd like to meet:

A 6ft Mickey Mouse in Nike Terminators. With a pint. And an extra pair of ears for the lady.. Judge Reinhold.. Daryl Hall..... Frankie Howard's wig.... Nicolas Cage and HIS wig.... The Cat and his Hat.... Mr Kipling..... Father Christmas..

Music:

Anything by Julie Andrews........ or....

Movies:

See above but replace 'by' with 'with.'

Television:

is that light box thing in the center, opposite the sofa. It talks to me. It talks to you. We are not mad.

Books:

are good for filling empty shelves and empty heads.

Heroes:

Boom Box RIP, boys in good make-up, Monica Vitti in a PVC cat-suit, Italian actresses called crap names, Action Man but the one with the nice face, eye-brow scar and flock crew-cut, crew-cuts in general, good manners, good kissers, good times, good golly miss molly, good kissers (OK so I'm repeating myself... because.... it's important), mash potatoes, pints, pints as an accessory with a nice frock, records, those pink shrimp sweets that taste of what... exactly, nice cup of Yorkshire, cakes, toast, anyone who is polite to me on a door, anyone who makes me laugh on email, Neon Kids with Cray-ola make-up, washing, handsome boys with good noses, great friends: you know who you are, oh yes you do and I love you to pieces and value your friendship, squeaky clean folk, dirty messy folk, people who get sarcasm, piss-takers, witt-makers, people who don't take themselves super seriously, people who respect naivety, honesty and childish impetuous behavior and behave in a similar way - tra la la, genetically cheap people, environmentally flash people, mongs, twats, cash, lots of cash, late nights, lazy mornings, dancing dancing dancing, full-English breakfast, full- English language, sleeping on nice clean sheets.