Part III: Rockin the Black Beret Cape with Karaoke and Cake |
Despite the fact that my attempt at costume design clearly indicated that I am not a visual artist and not good with my hands, RON loved his misshapen lumpy black beret cape- he forced everyone to wea...
Posted by my stalker on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST |
This Aint No Stinkin Black Beret Caberet |
When I was in senior year of college at UCSC, people kept asking me what I wanted to do as a career. And I would say things like "work on Public Policy," or "get a graduate degree in Socia...
Posted by my stalker on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST |
Mr. and Mrs. Breeder Gawkers First and Last Trip to the Folsom Street Fair |
You've heard of it. You may have even been there. But the end of the world could have been and gone and all of us Left Coast Sinners turned into pillars of salt and this festival would be ...
Posted by my stalker on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST |
In Which Mrs. Breeder Gawker does NOT Throw her Panties at the Mayor |
Although she really wanted to. She was one skinny white girl away from kissing him, however.
It's sad when it can be such an accomplishment for a politician to get through a whole 90 minu...
Posted by my stalker on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST |
Have a Beret Today! Part One |
Have a Beret Today!
Not really a puppet show- more like cats in plastic bags. So I did this long, awesome blog about Halloween and San Francisco and dead poets' muses and making things up that w...
Posted by my stalker on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST |
Oh the Breeding and Gawking they'll do at the Pregnant Stripper Wedding |
A poem from my friend's wedding- I have known her since 20 years before she was a SCRIPT Teaser- not an ACTUAL stripper
13. "We Are Family"
I danced at your wedding, Mo,
Like you danced at mine...
Posted by my stalker on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST |
Mr. & Mrs. Breeder-Gawker Take In A SmutFest |
Mister BG was already buzzed and late for dinner, madbecause the Giants lost.One more crazy careening "maneuver" on the strangelyfogless sundown streets of San Francisco and Mrs. BGwas planning on tak...
Posted by my stalker on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:19:00 PST |
Breeder Gawker Takes Her Sax to the STD Clinic OpenMike |
And all the other gutter punks who smelled like pee were jealous...
I couldn't help looking at the large poster next to us on the makeshift stage of at least 40 penises- I wish I could tell you why th...
Posted by my stalker on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST |
"Emerson had his First Oyster Yesterday" or How the Stonestown Family Y went Stepford |
There they were- the "Mommies". They seem to be everywhere- but maybe it's just the places I go- Nordstrom Rack, the Car Wash, Trader Joe's. They all had straight blond hair in bobs with natural...
Posted by my stalker on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST |
Purple Barbie April Fools Birthday Cake gets Donated to the Homeless |
That's my birthday cake in the picture. I donated it to the Hamilton Family Center near Haight street after carefully scraping off the purple icing that spelled my name. Why? Let's just say she ...
Posted by my stalker on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST |
