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The Deadly Penguin Ninja Clan™

We are aware we are very very cute... but be warned... we are also very very deadly!

About Me

We of The Deadly Penguin Ninja Clan are in the Order-Sphenisciformes,
in the Family-Spheniscidae, in the Genus-Aptenodytes forsteri. We are
birds with black and white feathers and a funny waddle. But unlike most
birds, our clan has not obtained the gift of flight. This unfortunate inability
to fly has driven the members of TDPNC to dedicate our lives in the
Martial Arts.
The Deadly Penguin Clan is well versed in the art of Ninjitsu. We are also
masters in the Japanese Aikido, Chinese Gung Fu and Jeet Kun Do, Filipino
Kali, Eskrima, and Arnis, and Israeli Krav Maga. Needless to say, we
are not to be trifled with.

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“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” - Sun Tzu
“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” - Plato
“Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others.” - Aristotle
“The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.” - Confucius
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” - Bruce Lee

My Interests



TDPNC fan mail! Feel free to message us fan mail, and we'll post it up here! The Force is strong with The Deadly Penguin Ninja Clan

The Deadly Penguin Ninja Ghost
BooOoooo!

The Deadly Penguin Ninja Jedi Strikes Back!
Mastah P.
Newest member of TDPNC

I'd like to meet:

The un-official SUV of The Deadly Penguin Ninja Clan

Thats right, do not mess with an annoyed penguin!

Books:

We believe knowledge is power and our quest for power is limitless. Books are our pathways to knowldge. Some books that should be read:
How To Own The World: a Code for Taking the Path of the Spiritual Explorer- This text is a collection of meditations creating a powerful and useful program for examining the role of the individual in the complexity of the grand unfolding experience of life shared by all.
Ninja: The Invisible Assassins- By Andrew Adams- Teaches the ancient art of Ninjutsu. Includes the arts of Stealth and invisibility.
Tiger Scroll Of The Koga Ninja- By Jay Sensei- This book reveals the tools, weapons, training and techniques of the Koga Ninja. Illustrates the seemingly magical powers that enable these Ninja to accomplish the unbelievable.
Taijutsu: Ninja Art of Unarmed Combat- By Charles Daniel- An outlined general overview of taijutsu that remains true to the arts traditional form. Study of this book will shed light on the ideas used by the Shadow Warrior.
Ninjutsu: History and Tradition- By Dr. Masaaki Hatsumi- A comprehensive text on the history and development of the Ninjutsu, its traditions and ethics.

Heroes:

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The Deadly Penguin Ninja Fetus...Beware of the next generation of deadly penguins!