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Colette

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About Me

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Real-life descriptions of me from real-life people: "knows all theme tunes" (Colette Horan, 2007); "greedy" (Sabrina Gaughan, 2001); "always laughing" (kid at Camp America...I was supposed to be working); "lazy cow" (Mrs Mary Q, frequently); "Young Statistician of the Year" (SLT City University, 2005); "favourite auntie" (Mrs T, 2007, Rebecca G, 2006); "motormouth" (John M, 2007); "funniest person I know" (oh, ok, that one's made up). The best one ever though from my friend Steve in one of those email quiz things - asked to sum me up in 4 words: "normally a bit drunk". And apparently I look like just about anyone with a big gob. I mean, Skin from Skunk Anansie? She's bald and black.

My Interests

sleeping, talking, having the odd shandy, music, jumping up and down when the mood takes me, travelling, houmous, Guess Who?, romantic gestures, fancying men in bands (it's a problem), boiled eggs, running groups for people with dementia (how about a sing-song? how about a public hanging?), meatballs, procrastinating

I'd like to meet:

Bodie from The Professionals...woof woof

Music:

Gawd, where to start? Strokes, Razorlight (Up All Night only), Kooks, Killers, Maximo Park, Bloc Party, White Stripes, Kasabian, Belle & Seb, James, Rolling Stones, Blur, Oasis, Stone Roses, Fairport Convention, Jewel, Dire Straits, Rufus Wainwright, Bravery, Blondie, Powderfinger, Flaming Lips, Ocean Colour Scene, Arctic Monkeys, Hard-Fi, Sublime, Don McLean, Buddy Holly, Chantal Kreviazuk, Divine Comedy, Irish folk tunes, Simon & Garfunkel, El Presidente, Gomez, Snow Patrol, The Streets...I don't know...ask me tomorrow & it will all be different...or at least in a different order with a few modifications

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Memento, Dirty Dancing & Grease (oh yes), Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, City of God, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, American History X, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Trainspotting, Good Will Hunting, Dumb & Dumber, anything with Gael Garcia Bernal in it (shallow, moi?), Swingers

Television:

Not that much...if I had to watch something then Sex and the City, Frasier/Seinfeld or one of those true-life documentaries about feral children, dating agencies for people with learning disabilities, children that will never grow or similar. Truly fascinating.

Books:

Pride & Prejudice - in fact anything by Austen (AKA how to read chick-lit & still look reasonably intelligent on the tube), The Language Instinct (Steven Pinker - read it, read it), Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Bridget Jones, but the best book in the world ever...Matilda by Roald Dahl

Heroes:

My mum and dad...and I mean it. You try raising 6 kids in St Raph's and producing such fine upstanding members of the community. Also, the inventor of GHDs.