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STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure!

One of the seven drunken pirates, also known as the seven deadly sins. Legendary bar-room hero!

About Me

I work hard. This gives me little time to play, so I endevour to play harder. I am a mature bloke, that will tie your shoes laces together and makes faces when you are not looking.A gentleman, a hero and a bastard (all of my definition, not the Hollywood one). I live by a code of morals, or a philosopy which employs basic solutions to complicated situations. Maybe thats because I am lazy, but I like to feel its best to avoid the drama so we can go back to having fun.I'd like to spend the extra bit in order to have that slightly better model, or that extra 2 inchs leg room. Money doesn't always allow it, but when it does it is always money very well spent.Honesty and Integrity are very bold words, and very easy for people to adopt. I am more than that, which is hard to understand but I guess if you can be honest, even when it means your own demise, then you can hold your head up high, as you receive your punishment.Take this as your starting ingredients and you will start the journey into the philosophy of being a 'gentleman'. A higher meaning than the picture painted by cheap romance novels aimed at girls, cos that is what they want to hear.I am not the conventional type of man. I have never met anyone like me. If you meet me, do not expect me to follow social rules. If you want something, say it. If you don't, then stop pretending you do. No point being 'fluffy' as it will back fire in the long term. Don't assume what I am thinking, and don't interpret my action. My words, sometimes seldom, will not lie.I have too much confidence for my own good, and will do or say whatever it takes to have a laugh. If you are able to bare witness, you will not forget the time you had. This is what we live for. Do you WANT to play?

My Interests

Drinking and Fighting. Motorbikes. Dancing badly to average music. Live bands. Festivals. Making people smile. Spending money. Travelling. Long walks to explore places. Splashing out on comforts and luxuries. Laughing until it hurts. Daytime naps. Succeeding where others didn't. The Arsenal FC (GOOOONER!).

I'd like to meet:

People who are up for a good time. People who can make people laugh. People who enter a room, and change the atmosphere to one everyone remembers and wants again. People who endeavour to smile, even when things look crap. People who do not get a 'hard-on' over back stabbing, rumour spreading gossip, but actually speak about people with a care for their behaviour.I have always said, you meet the most interesting people on the London Underground. But I bet most of you stay quiet, make no eye contact and put your ipod on. Yes, that guy that you had a laugh with was me! But in Ireland, this is normal.So why judge? Why not make the best of it and laugh.

Music:

I do not like music that is over commercialized, or marketed for labels to make money and I hate stuff that makes you depressed (Celine Dion is lovely, but all her crap is about people dieing and heart break, its suicidal). I am a rock God that will air guitar and mosh when the music is loud. Then I will rave hard to drum and bass, trance and all the old skool 2-step, hardcore and whatever. I like to see bands and I love festivals. Then sometimes I want to roll with something a bit more 'gangster' while driving. Then completly unexpected I will pop on some traditional Irish music (great to drink to) and even some arab music (great to kill baddies on the xbox to) and might even stick on a slow one just to chill out...

Movies:

Films that...Make me laugh With special effects And a sexy woman Action Adventure Epics One which will tell a story to make you proud One which lets you cuddle up to someone. One which that will have you on your feet screaming 'FUCK YEA!'

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, South Park. All that kind of inappropriate animated action. I liked 'Life on Mars'. I can watch documentaries.But really, who has time for TV?

Books:

Robert Rankin and Terry Practchett. Very funny, surreal, and makes you think about life in a different way.I read 'Year in the Merde' and 'Merde Actually' both showing a true and accurate insight into living in France and makes me remember the fun I had living there.I find I stick to things that are funny as the others don't keep my attention. Ben Elton has a few good ones.

Heroes:

Anthony Hopkins, what a bloke!My hero's are my friends who keep me going and embrace me for being me. And my friends who can make me smile when I need it most.And Mr T.

My Blog

My Opinion of Reading Festival 2007

For me 2007 will be divided into 3 main periods.There was the period before Reading Festival.Then The Festival itself.Followed by everything post Reading.It was fucking awesome. I have no voice. Sun ...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

"My wife puts 6 sugars in my tea" - A blog by Steve

I have been burning the candle at both ends again. I won't go into the details of every night but a few moments keep me wondering....I decided to stay sober on this night. I had been drinking heavil...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

what the hell...? - a blog by Steve

Having returned from Morocco and stuck myself in the thick of work... Nothing to report... No major events... No significant emotional issues...I refuse to make it THAT simple... I have been a bit laz...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST

The Marrakech Express has Arrived!

Wednesday (6th June) night and I can't sleep. A number of reasons maybe, I am preparing for a trip to Morocco. I know my flight is in the early hours of the morning and I'm not going to get enough sle...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:51:00 PST

Jokes - Enjoy!

A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says, "Whoa, look at the size of that f**ker!""Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.Embarrased, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts, ...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST

Tit Monday - For the Lads

Not my words but profound enough for me to repeat. A lesson in life's pleasures.Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now... That glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the tu...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:53:00 PST

A letter to Mr Al Cohol

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

the end of the blog....?

nahhh! Friends say I shouldn't say the things I do.  And for a while I started to write things, knowing to get a stir.  So I want to go back to writing just for me, and not for an audience. ...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

Funny Adverts! - I need to blog these to see them again!

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Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

ALL NEW BLOG ACTION!

OK, so I got banned from blogging...  friends think I don't discuss things with them and I discuss things I shouldn't with the public... End of the day you guys know me and no secret of mine will...
Posted by STEEEVE - For Your Pleasure! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST