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About Me

Im the youngest of 3 Evil demons, the likes of which you will never see again (unless I can find a woman who isn't against the idea of breading with me,hehe...thats not funny.) Im a swingin 23 year old living in Europe, with low expectations and an even lower pain tolerance(what I'm trying to say is Im a wuss...) I love my hometown of the Bloomington, but hate heights and anyone that can think that they can go on a crusade for a cause that they are not involved in. I don't really like kids, except: a)my two nephews and b)if I were to have any of my own. I hate clowns (who would honestly work as one if they didn't have somesort of Freudian mommy complex.) I like any music except country and hard core metal rock (extremes just bother me...) So if that interests you then great. If not, then why are you reading this......

My Interests

Movies:

BOONDOCK SAINTS,GARDEN STATE (I KNOW MOST OF YOU DON'T LIKE IT BUT YOU CAN SCREW YOURSELVES THEN,) Memoirs of a Geisha, Hostile (one of the goriest movies i've seen,) Mr and Mrs. Smith (a little too pop culture but still good,) Wedding crashers ("play a little game called 'just the Tip,' just to see how it feels.")Also the man national anthem of "Fight Club." If you don't get it AND you are a man, then you have problems....., also eternal sunshine on the spotless mind (not just the story itself but Michel Gondry does awesome work with forced perspectives,)

Television:

These are the times of our lives, yet most of us spend our time holed up behind a plastic box that spews radiation on us (which cannot be good for us,) and we don't talk to the people that we live with. What if you were to lose that person tomorrow? Would you say "gosh I wish we had more time to watch TV together"... no, you wouldn't say that. Its just my opinion.

My Blog

My appologies...

To everyone who has worried about me, I can only say that i am sorry. My current work cituation has left me with very little in the way of free time. I am only lucky to be in a place that has intern...
Posted by Jonas on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:29:00 PST

Not what I expected this time around

Ok,so this isn't my first time in the sandbox as some of you already know, so going into this whole thing I had some expectations and some have been fulfilled (e.g. the relentless heat, dealing woth l...
Posted by Jonas on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

where was I?

It seems like I have only really just become myself, and that I have been someone else the whole time (not a bad someone else, but still...) I don't know if that makes sense, but that is how I am feel...
Posted by Jonas on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

He LIVES!!!!!!

So it begins the start of a wonderful vacation I am on.... All expenses paid to lovely... **looks at ticket** AFGHANISTAN.... Oh what the fuck.... I am alive and well and currently in bagram, a Gianor...
Posted by Jonas on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

ergh...

Im stupid for trusting people.... Enough said....... you know who this is for.....
Posted by Jonas on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:15:00 PST

sympathy thy name is not jonas

ok... so I put my foot in my mouth and shot both my face and foot at the same time, resulting in a good friend placing a metal object into the rear sector of my ribs. Now said person feels that ...
Posted by Jonas on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:50:00 PST

The night time is the right time

I have found a new secret obsession (well I guess not so secret.) Arguing... not just any random spat with someone over, say, the last donut. Oh no my friend, I have become obsessed with a...
Posted by Jonas on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

slowly but surely, my mind is unraveling

All work and no play makes jonas a dull boy.All work and no play makes jonas a dull boy.All work and no play makes jonas a dull boy.All work and no play makes jonas a dull boy.All work and no play mak...
Posted by Jonas on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:29:00 PST

So what is Emo anyway...

Ok... let me puntuate this statement with a prestatement disclamer: Im not old.... but I AM misinformed about a number of cultural movements (i.e. I lived a sheltered life for quite a while.) S...
Posted by Jonas on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

The only slaves that carry guns....

So i have decided that my job sucks more than I had originally thought. So I have decided that I am NOT, I repeat N O T going to continue my work with the U.S. Army. It is nothing against ...
Posted by Jonas on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST