Stephen

My name is Stephen Porter. I should have been an extremely successful businessman but to tell the truth I've had some pretty bad luck I dont mind telling you. I am however very powerful as I have the ability to perform citizen's arrests nd I am well known in the Community. People come to me for help and I give it to them, then charge them.I guess you could say I'm a bit of a tycoon and an extremely hard businessman. I own a 3rd of the share in my law practice and have 3 offices and a staff consideration of 21. For me to be paying a monthly salary for 21 people whould give you an idea of the sort of respect I command.I am bald on the top but with hair on the sides, wear glasses and 1980's suits. People these days are so bloody concerned about fashion but they really and sincerely have no clue at all. Take me I have my cream lofers, ice white pull up socks with knee strap, frayed grey trousers, blue underpant wye fronts, a piece of elastic instead of a belt and a yellow buttom down short sleeve shirt with grey frayed blazer. The whole lot cost under 5 pounds, that's budget for you; it demonstrates my control.