Itchy |
Once I was at this store, and the woman behind the counter didn't believe that i was old enough to have a credit card so I had to show her my ID and she was like "your mama named you Ashley?"
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Posted by Electric toilet on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST |
I thought it was amusing, but I laugh at dumb shit |
Listen to the song "Stigmata Martyr" by Bauhaus. It sounds like Brak is singing with Peter Murphy. It's kinda funny cos I think it is supposed to be serious.
Posted by Electric toilet on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST |
Before I Die... |
Before I Die, I'd Like To:-Start a pyramid scheme-Be involved in a heist -Go clubbing for 24 straight hours-Visit the UK-See The Streets in concert-Meet Robert Smith-Go on a cross country trip across ...
Posted by Electric toilet on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:19:00 PST |
weird dream |
I had a weird dream last night where I was in charge of the "natural selection" of this race of itty bitty orangatans. I had to put their heads in the little device and they had to choice to pull 2 le...
Posted by Electric toilet on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 11:50:00 PST |
Tattoos, Nation, and other things I love |
Jarrod and I thought it would be a nice touch to get matching tattoos for an early Christmas present. So about a week ago we went together and got the Nation symbol tattooed to our chests. So last nig...
Posted by Electric toilet on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 08:20:00 PST |
Woohoo! |
I went to Taxodermy Lounge at Sonar for the first time tonight. Greatness it was, I tell ya! Wall to wall hot guys! And wall to wall hot guys girlfriends, but I can still look!! I just had a piece of ...
Posted by Electric toilet on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:02:00 PST |
My Path To Self-Destruction |
Me and Jarrod bought this book called 'The Path To Self-Destruction' and it is our new bible. The first thing it reads is to pick a role model. And my self-destructive role model is perfect.... Now, t...
Posted by Electric toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dance Dance Dance to the radio |
His balance gone
Floating through life a ghost
Unknowing and unfeeling
Not of this world
Being subjected to the burden of inner turmoils
Like nothing ever felt before
Unnerving experiences suff...
Posted by Electric toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How I Became The Littlest Bear |
Ok, let me just say that I LOVE going to Central with Jarrod and Steven. Even tho Steven is very introverted it balances out me and Jarrod's wildness. And his apartment is so fun to chill at after an ...
Posted by Electric toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
untitled |
Tricking myself into believing this lifestyle Of no regrets Not to dwell on the past that cannot be changed What a fool I am to think it could be true! I live with my guilt that still burns An open wo...
Posted by Electric toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
