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93 Percocets

When I am king, you will be first against the wall... with your opinion, which is of no consequence

About Me


My name is Melody.
Most people don't like me, and I don't like most people.
I have 3 beautiful children, all of which are insane. I'm happily involved in a wonderfully dysfunctional relationship with a man that I suspect may have been a serial killer in a past life. I have a cat. He's old, fat and crazy. We all live together in the beautiful state of Maryland.
By day I'm in charge of "damage control" and "loss prevention" for a large company. I hate my job, but I'm damn good at it. At night, I use the internet to look at porn and generally annoy complete strangers.
~ I Like ~ Happy Pills Egyptology Reading Photography click here to see my Picasa album Shiny Things Striped Socks Ancient History Corn Flakes Architecture Snow Globes U.F.O.s Lions Restraints Tiger Lilies Conspiracy Theories Fuzzy Things Pyramids
~ I Dislike ~ Bad Grammar/Spelling The US Government Narrow Mindedness George W Bush Intolerance Racism Hypocrisy The Media Ignorance Arrogant Twats Back Stabbers
~ I Fear ~ Bugs Spiders Monkeys The Burger King Left handed people David Lee Roth Ski masks Midgets Mimes

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I'd like to meet:



Kim Petersen, Takashi Miike, Stephen King, Brian Lumley, Jason Mewes, Chris Pontius, Christian Bale, ODB, Ted Bundy, Helena Blavatsky (we share our birthdays), Aleister Crowley, Richard Ramirez, and the Pope.

Music:

Death Metal, Grind, Black Metal, Death Rap, Hip-Hop, Trip Hop, Ambient, Classic Rock, Classical

Movies:

MirrorMask, Suicide Club, Nightmare Before Xmas, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Evil Dead 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Scarface, May, The Happiness of the Katakuris, LOTR, Visitor Q, The Devils Rejects, Alice, Ichi the Killer, Suspiria, Possession, Clerks 1 & 2, Salems Lot, The Shining, The Exorcist, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Pic of Destiny, Gummo, Happiness, Idiocracy, School for Scoundrels, Equilibrium, any violent porn...

Television:

Dexter, Flavor Of Love, I Love NY, Heroes, Family Guy, Weeds, American Dad, Boondocks, Mr Show, Wondershowzen, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Soup, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Southpark, Sarah Silverman Program

Books:

The Dark Tower series, The Necroscope series, all Stephen King, all Dan Brown, all Brian Lumley, all Clive Barker, all Edward Lee, all Jack Ketchum, all Richard Laymon, all Matthew Stokoe, all Jonathan Kellerman, all Carl Hiaasen, Sondra London, any true crime....
Basically I'll read anything I can get my hands on including shampoo bottles, cereal boxes and candy bar wrappers

Heroes:

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~ Theodor Seuss Geisel

"I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck."
~ Aleister Crowley

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My Blog

Random Whining

So much shit has been going on lately.  My job is draining me.  They are still trying to push the promotion on me, but now it's gone from running two departments to possibly three!...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

Erins Graduation

A few pics from Erins graduation (from Elementary school) today.... Red Eyed Monster I think maybe he thought she was going to steal his cookie?? ...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:28:00 PST

Our Trip To The Cemetary

We took the kids out for dinner and on the way home, took a drive through the cemetary.  Of course we had to take pics....  ...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:12:00 PST

My Weekend In Pictures

Friday we went to DC to see Yak Ballz and El-P.    Saturday, I refused to get off of the couch.   No pics.   Today, we went to see Hostel 2.   Here are a ...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

Pics from the Maryland DeathFest

MD DeathFest kicked ass of course.  I took about 200 pictures, but I feel like I got hit by a freight train.  So I am just going to post a few highlights for now.... Our guide to the fest w...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

ISFJ Indeed

Eric brought a book with him about the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator test.  I scored on it as being type ISFJ.   This "blueprint" of me is freakishly accurate in most ways.  There we...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

The Temporary Birthday Cake

Since I didn't have time with everything going on to bake Tabathas birthday cake, I stopped on my way home from work to purchase her a consolation cake to tide her over till Saturday.   Noti...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:21:00 PST

This Place is Bad Luck

I am highly superstitious. Last month there was a huge explosion in front of my office that raged out of control for over three hours. Today, exactly 28 days later, at almost the exact same time (aga...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:03:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

Bulletins are down and that's pissing me off.  I was in the shower earlier (where I do most of my deep thinking), and I started wondering about why every single page I go to tells me that so...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:56:00 PST

Random Photo Blog

Yesterday was Erins 11th birthday.  Here is the cake I made her..... I'm betting on the Kentucky Derby.  The horse I drew is named "Hard Spun".  He's definitely a winner, but he wears...
Posted by Espresso & Percocets on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:59:00 PST