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Hatchling

eatin' ain't cheatin'!

About Me

a purse full or chesse and bongs, would be a great birthday gift. please pick up your trash. my shoes cost more than your bedroom. matter of hotplates and advanced easy bake ovens. i want a tattoo of a christ in hoochie earrings upon a cross of flamingos, mother mary in prada, etc...etci hate drama but also love it. i hate people who are dicks for no reason, you know who you are. i hate people WhO TyPE LiKE ThIs. i hate feeling bad. i hate runny noses. i hate sore throats. i hate shitty people. i hate r&b music. i hate shitty people that like r&b. i hate olive garden. i hate restaurant chains. i hate waking up early.mew. Pink Flamingo on the Great Lawn of Life myspace layout

My Interests

bud light.coors light.pabst blue ribbon.stuff with booze in it.gay boys named alain.tattoo's.lots of tattoo's.shoes.designer jeans.basically clothes in general.music.art.pink flamingos.hula hoops.fake eyelashes.men with beer guts and tattoo's.car shows.marc jacobs handbags.shopping.drinking with friends.going out to dinner with friends.traveling.meeting new people.kicking ass and taking names.skateboarding.snowboarding.skincare.mac store.day of the dead.pin up.pin up photography.rad hair do's.drinking everything with a straw.making out.sleeping in.going to the beach.swimming in pools.sitting pretty.giant sunglasses. platform shoes.being as tall as possible.von zipper sunglasses.sun self tanner.giant ass hoop earrings.e-stalking people.star magazine.smut.sex.drugs.rock'n'roll.etc.

I'd like to meet:

anyone, as long as you are real, nice, and not a complete freak. also if you are some meat head weirdo who likes korn and insane clown posse with 500 friends on your page who are all blonde with huge tits and are named 'jessica' please don't try and be my friend, i hate you.

Music:

alabama thunderpussy.band of horses.bikini kill.billie holiday.bjork.black sabbath.bloodhorse.celia cruz.christian death.the coasters.cradle of filth.david bowie.dolly parton.dystopia.edith piaf.ella fitzgerald.evie sands.fu manchu.hillary duff.iggy pop.iron maiden.L7.la lupe.megadeath.melt banana.motorhead.nailbomb.night ranger.nofx.obituary.pantera.patsy cline.poison.ratt.sepultura.siouxsie.slayer.stevie nicks.t rex.turbonegro.venom.weedeater

Movies:

deep throat.mallrats.waynes world.mean girls.jawbreaker.harold and maude.grizzly man.spinal tap.

Television:

weeds.six feet under.laguna beach.the hills.entourage.the soup.family guy.absolutley faboulous.rock of love.top chef.l

Books:

i'm really into biker autobio's right now.anyting by irvine welsh.hell's angel.how to make love like a pornstar.underneath it all the traci lords autobio.running with scissors.last exit to brooklyn.skin game.porn.i love you more than you know.platform.possible side effects.

Heroes:

me. and charo.

My Blog

name game

What Hannah Means..http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatsyournameshiddenm eaningquiz/name.gif" height="100" width="100">You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry t...
Posted by Hatchling on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:01:00 PST

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph ...
Posted by Hatchling on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:34:00 PST

you have got to be fucking kidding me....

Take Jack Hanna, add a flamingo named Marty and a too-small airport turnstile --> begin creation date --> Sunday,  September 16, 2007 10:58 PM --> end creation date --> By Debbie Gebolys The C...
Posted by Hatchling on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:24:00 PST