we 'greater than 3' ( flat shoes and be tappin that kitty every bowl.
never the wrong bias, and never forgetting to stretch.
getting low, bending knees for the perfect, smooth delivery.
knocking the oppostion into the ditch.
assessing all physical factors: wind, water, fire and green.
adrenaline pumping, eyes scanning the smooth turf.
for every good bowl, a pat on the ass from the Big D.
we are at one with our bowls, and in turn our souls are completed.
a game played by angels.
the game of champions, like ourselves.
heros? no, just lawn bowlers.
_________________________________________________thats right, your dream is FINALLY a reality!, an ALL FEMALE, ALL UNDER THE AGE OF 88, LAWN BOWLS TEAM, FROM NEW ZEALAND, the land of the long green turf. that u can count on to bring the results, lawn bowls is more of a simple sport than that of out arch rivals, the petanque players . our idea of a "good game" involves so much more than just "fairplay" or "team effort" it involves unnacceptable dress codes, sweet, sharp comebacks, frisbees, flirting with 12 year olds, sharing lollies *EVEN* with our opposition, walkie talkies, code names, mentally and physically attacking the oppostion,gettin hit on by denis the menis and sworn at by opposition for just bein too cool *cough* big bad wolf *cough*. basically we are the DOWNRIGHT ANARCHIST'S OF THIS PEACEFUL SPORT, and if you piss us off, we will throw a lawn bowl at your ovary. we r a small squad that involves alot more auditioning to get into than you'd like to think, wer simply kick ass on the green as we tap dat kitty, one set at a time...
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