I attend Peace College in Raleigh, NC; however, I am looking for a man who a can sing a passionate song unto my heart. Therefore, if you feel that you are the one than please feel free to respond to my ad , Thank you!
You Are Chocolate Ice Cream
Dramatic. Powerful. Flirty.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? shower?
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 21
How old do you act? 29
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the guy with a wooden peg-leg
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes
