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Joseph

I wish it was all that easy.

About Me

The Smartest uneducated person you've ever met! I am a High school drop out, and did not let it hold me down. I've done very Not bad for myself.I've taught myself everything I know, I do my own thing, I don't follow any style or conform to any class, religion, or standard. I'm your goodie goodie toe shoes. I'm your bad boy. Dont expect me to kiss your ass or crush you'r heart.
I'm not a priest, why should I live like one? I make the right choice when it comes down to it. My heart tells me what is right and wrong, no modern man or words written lead my way. I follow my heart.I'm a strange mix of high energy and great stamina with an even greater amount of lazy bones. I'm very shy *Blush*. I don't play no games and don't need no gold, my personality makes me who I am.
I have my views and am not afraid to show them, and where do I get off? America, that's where. Freedom gives you the right to have your own opinions views and beliefs as well as the freedom to express them. Freedom to Approve, to Disapprove, to Like, to not Like, stand up on a box and let the world hear it. Offensive or not, you like it or not, cant blow up my spot. That's Freedom.
Some say I'm weird, I say I just gotta be me. ;-)

My Interests

Crusin around town, Staying home, Socializing, Renting Movies, makin easy cash, Paintball, Halo, Online Games, Writing, Cats, Dogs, Having Fun, I'm shy around club girls, I'm more comfortable dancing than constantly feeding lines. It's to loud to listen to all that garbage anyways.

I'd like to meet:

YOU!
LOL
A woman who can meet me at my level, or who blows me out fo the water to inspire me to become more. Who's strengths complement my own.Touch me. You have to be someone who enjoys caressing and kissing as much as I do and is just as secure and fine without my constant affections. Being fine with public displays of affection is a must ;-)A woman with will power and wisdom, knows who they are true to themselves, and can control themselves around everyone else but me.Being Educated is nothing without Wisdom and being wise to the ways of the world. Someone Weird, I like the girl from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, if you are like she is. I want to meet you!Like flirting? Being able to make me feel like I'm #1 is very important if you really want to date me. I've only met two girls who can do this, Kizasha and my Mistress. Much <3 <3 <3 when we dated ;-)I'm also looking for more people to do things with, and someone to dance with.

Music:

Anything you can enjoy or dance to. Mostly Lambada, 80s, Rock, Techno & Electronia for speeding. The Bravery, The Cardigans, Daddy Yanky, Kaoma. John Legend

Movies:

Indie films, renting from block buster, Anime. Escape from New York, Young Guns, Evil Dead, Night of the living Dead.

Television:

Lots of it. I like cartoons, 24, Lost, Scrubs, anime like Last Exile, nerdy stuff like Battlestar, Star trek, <3I like really geeky stuff like 7 days, farscape, and that future cop sent to the 90s and has credit card sized AI named Selma or was it Thelma? Brisco County Jr too doujinshi LOL woah cant believe I wrote that :/

Books:

Dune was good, have afew books.Favoret quotes. "If its in your heart. Then it's real. If its not. Then it never will be." "The more things change, the more they stay the same." "Sex is everywhere and does not really matter much. Love is what is hard to find, not like anyones looking for that."

Heroes:

The guy who invented sex, the woman who perfected it. o.OMyself - Not by pride, one must value Oneself. Randy Pausch - Inspired over 5 million People Kim Peek - The real Rainman and Savant Bruce Lee - Legendary Mind, Body, and Techniqu Albert Einstein - 1879-1955 Tought us all we know
We are all capable of infinitely more than we believe. We are stronger and more resourceful than we know, and we can endure much more than we think we can. In truth, the only restrictions on our capacity to astonish ourselves and each other are imposed by our own minds. -David Blaine

My Blog

harunokatami

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOwFNOwyykU Matahe Hana Shisayo...
Posted by Joseph on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:07:00 PST

Chrono Cross - Ending Theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYzJsRM_Ow At a time when I was gripped by emotion. This title followed closely events unfolding in my life. It touched me in this way, when you lose all of y...
Posted by Joseph on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:18:00 PST

A dream of flowers

Last Night I dreamed that I found a flower garden. In this garden grew very large tropical looking flower bulbs with green base petals. I ran over and peered into the bulbous cup, and the flower grew ...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:10:00 PST

Ren Fair Pictures! 2005

The Commoner, The Princessa De Fairydea aka "Pimptress", and The Pretty Sorceress. The Ginormus woman with a laser in her finger tip who hit on me! "To the hilt" I was obnoxious durring their ...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:19:00 PST