Metal Mulisha trashes Glamis

About Me

Most people are trendy fucks. If you own anything SRH, you're a total faggot! That includes YOU. I'm currently saving up to get Metal Legs. They ought to compliment my Robot Ears. Riding Glamis fills up every weekend I can afford it. (not enough) Do NOT confuse me with the Metal Mulisha, Flatbill wearing, Giant Sticker on my truck, tatoo sleeves in 1 year, pierced face, black sock wearing, spike belt, boxers hanging out, SRH loving, daddy bought me a lift, I'm so fucking extreme off-roader type. I hate that shit. I want to move to Arizona so I can buy real guns. I hate driving cars. They're too small. My Bikes are Blacker than yours! Yes, I have tattoos. No, you can't see them. And by the way, your's suck!

My Interests

Riding Glamis. Summer rides are the best. All the pussies are at home waiting on the "big weekends". I like to watch TV only to talk shit on everything I see. I like to buy things I can't afford and then find out they don't fit on my Banshee's. I like to wake up early and drink coffee. Mornings rule. Eating 60 pieces of Sushi at Todai. Vodka shots. Mickey's 40s. Fire Jeng. I love my Tortoises and my dog. I have become a PS3 nerd in the past months. I used to love froading my truck but I have beat the hell out of it and now I'm just grateful it hauls my shit to the desert.

I'd like to meet:

Rich, lonely people.

Music:

Owens' first CD, Storkraft, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, New Order. The Misfits, Skullhead, The Specials, original No Remorse. Minor Threat, Triskelon, Operation Ivy. Steelcap, Steelcapped Strength, OLD Brutal Attack (new shit sucks!), Blue Eyed Devils, Ministry. Velvet Underground "Andy Warhol" may be the best album ever. Hate-filled non-english takes up a lot of room in my collection. Johnny Rebel is the best in the Desert. "I like sugar and I like tea...."

Movies:

Anything that hasn't won a viewers choice award. Grandma's Boy is one of the funniest movies i've ever seen!. The Star Wars Trilogy. Anything staring any member of the Brat Pack. Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket. This is Spinal Tap, A Boy and His Dog, Gallipoli, Romper Stomper. Made, Sid and Nancy. I could watch those 2 every day!

Television:

Steady diet of Seinfeld. The Office. Family Guy has some of the funniest shit I have ever seen or heard. Curb Your Enthusiasm is my new favorite show.

Books:

I once read "Where The Wild Things Are".

Heroes:

ISD, RJM