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Fernando

Raping WalMart, Sheetz, and Wawa's since 2007! Now, if only I could figure out how to steal gas...

About Me

Things I enjoy:
Tricia
my family
tequila
Newcastle
tacos
Chevrolet
buffalo
small towns
dinosaurs
whiskey
loud obnoxious music
good music
working on cars
Futurama
House
engines
transmissions
steak
Camaros
BMW
ridiculous things and ideas

-I am obsessed with this:COMMENTS GO HERE
AIM = LatinforAqueous
Quotes:there's merit in construction when it's done with our own hands
there's beauty in destruction, resurrection, another chance
there's a U and I in union but just an I in my beliefs
there's a crashing plane with a banner that reads everyone's naive


John Lennon once said, "life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."
...and then he got shot...
"It’s time for people to be uncomfortable again.”
-Ben Weinman
"The music you write should something that you want to listen to all the fucking time because it should be the music that reflects you as a person."
-Tim Latona
"Glassjaw is your answer to everything. What's your favorite food? Glassjaw."
-Ron

My Interests

aliens, Area 51, Arizona Bay, ass shredding, astronomy, bears, beer (preferably dark), big rigs, Budget Inn, BURGERS, cake, California, cars, cheese, Death Valley on a clear night with a full moon, destruction, destroying things, destroying things while making music, food in general, guitars, Jack Daniels cougar products, Jameson Irish whiskey, kicking ass, laying on my floor while listening to music, Levi's, liver failure, local bands, long drives, lung cancer, making the best grilled cheese you've ever had, METAL, MUSIC, more music, my lady, parking lots, pizza, Q-Bert fountain, 7-11, shred & buttons that make shred, St. Catherine's psychiatric help line, sunglasses, TACOS, tech metal, trespassing, trucks, t-shirts, vikings, wandering aimlessly around cities, The Weather Channel, WHISKEY, wine

I'd like to meet:

James Hetfield.
Anyone from Yellowknife in the Northern Territories, Canada.

Bill Brasky, Optimus Prime, Cletus Kassidy, and Sasquatch.BURGER



Music:

Success is NOT based upon record sales.

Minus the Bear - Throwin' Shapes

I hate music. Here's some of my favorites:
Across Five Aprils, Aesop Rock, AFI, Alexisonfire, Anberlin, Apex Theory, Aphex Twin, Apiary, The April Chain, As Cities Burn, At The Drive-In, Avenged Sevenfold, Bear vs. Shark, Beloved, Between the Buried and Me, Blood Brothers, Blue Man Group, Bon Jovi, Botch, The Botticellis, Brand New, Brea, Cage, Cartel, The Chariot, Chevelle, Circa Survive, City and Colour, Kelly Clarkson, Classic Case, Clearing Autumn Skies, David Allen Coe, Coldplay, Converge, Cursive, Damiera, Daughters, Day One Symphony, Deadguy, Delta Activity, The Destro, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Downside, Dredg, Echobrain, Ed Gein, El-P, Emery, Epilogue to a Car Crash, Evergreen Terrace, Every Time I Die, Facing New York, A Filament Parson, The Flaming Lips, John Frusciante, Gaza, Glassjaw, Gratitude, Green Day, The Handshake Murders, Head Automatica, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Hella, He Is Legend, Jimi Hendrix, The Higher, Hoobastank, Hopesfall, House of Atreus, Hydrogen Party, I am the World Trade Center, Idle Discourse, Incubus, Ion Dissonance, Iron Maiden, Jesu, Jono, Jadea Kelly Maida, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Mastadon, matthewgoodband, John Mayer, Mazzy Star, Metallica, MeWithoutYou, Minus the Bear, Mogwai, Moneen, Murder by Death, Murder Parade, The Music, Myotonia, Nebulous, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nora, Norma Jean, Normal Like You, Outkast, Overview, Pantera, Papa Roach, Paris Texas, Paulson, Pig Destroyer, Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, Poison the Well, Portugal. The Man., Primus, The Program, Protest the Hero, Queen, Quick and the Dead, Radiohead, RAGE AGAINST THE FUCKING MACHINE, Eddi Reader, The Red Chord, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Light Sting, REM, Roy, Salo, Scarlet, Seize the Night, SFM, Shades of Eden, SHARKxPUNCH (brocore since 1912), Sikth, Snot, Something Must Die, Sora, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Sparta, Staind, Story of the fucking Year, Strata, Sugarcult, Sunny Day Real Estate, Systematic, Taproot, t.A.T.u., Team Sleep, Tera Melos, These Arms Are Snakes, Thrice, 36crazyfists, Thursday, Justin Timberlake, Time Lapse Consortium, Trapt, Unearth, The Used, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Weslester, Kanye West, Worker Bee

Movies:

Amelie, Batman Begins, The Big Hit, Bio-Dome, Butterfly Effect, Chasing Amy, Con Air, Cruel Intentions, Escape From LA, Face/Off, The Fifth Element, Garden State, Gone In 60 Seconds, High Fidelity, Independence Day, Last Kiss, The Matrix Trilogy, Men In Black, Minority Report, Not Another Teenage Movie, Pleasantville, Pi, Sliding Doors, Spiderman Trilogy, Stranger than Fiction, 10 Things I Hate About You, Titan AE, Waking Life, X-Men Trilogy

Television:

The Angry Beavers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Clone High, Cowboy Bebop, Downtown, Family Guy, Futurama, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, House, Invader Zim, Metalocalypse, Monk, Mr. Show, Phil of the Future, Psyche, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Undergrads, Undressed

Books:

anything by Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:


The Dillinger Escape Plan



Mostly this guy right here, though.
Ben Weinmann
Dave Knudson
Josh Moore
My parents, whose homemade meals are absolutely amazing.
My brother. We have this mutual understanding about each other that no matter what, the other will always figure things out and be just fine in the end. Also, because he can hand everyone I know their asses. Yes, he's 4 years younger than me and can probably kill you with 1 hand. I'm not kidding either.
Bill Hicks
David Cross
Dethklok
FOOD
Sasquatch
The Punisher
Ice Road Truckers

My Blog

Anyone here got drugs?

So, I guess I’ve finally figured out what’s wrong with me. Medically speaking, I mean. When I was a baby, the valve at the top of my stomach didn’t close completely whenever I ate an...
Posted by Fernando on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:13:00 PST

Fuck bars, man. I spend my Saturday nights in the ER.

If anyone knows me recently, they know I NEVER take a real break. Even my weekends recently are spent working hard on my car or getting other things done. I’m generally like a machine. I don&rsq...
Posted by Fernando on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:38:00 PST

Time wastes away ...apparently

I've realized how quickly time passes now. I'm trying to remember how much time I used to spend awake. Maybe it's because I'm up so much earlier now than I used to be (and everyone else currently) I u...
Posted by Fernando on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:37:00 PST

Prequel to the Sequel

It's funny how much we change over a span of time. The other day, I was realizing how much my taste in music has changed. To be quite honest, I've almost grown tired of listening to everything, includ...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST

Pet peeves?

I think one of my biggest pet peeves is people that swear and, not only does it sound completely unnatural, but it just seems like they're doing it because they think it's cool to do it. Furtherm...
Posted by Fernando on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:37:00 PST

DONT VOTE IF YOURE AN IDIOT

So, they're already starting the moronic "Choose or Lose" campaigns, and those actually bother me a lot. Honestly, if you're just voting because some idiotic slogan or P Diddy told you to vote, please...
Posted by Fernando on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:34:00 PST

I heard FedEx and UPS were merging... ...and forming FedUP

So, this marks the beginning of a new era. A year ago on September 14, 2006, I quit my last paying job at K-Mart. That's a long time being a broke jerk. So, thanks to everyone that's bought me alcohol...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:21:00 PST

Bear Included

This is getting to be a ridiculous epidemic and, quite frankly, I don't care what you could possibly have to say about it considering I know I'm biased and generally a douchebag. I'm really sick of he...
Posted by Fernando on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:47:00 PST

Skydiving for the First Time

Skydiving for the First TimeAfter taking a look at every word I've said, the mistakes I've made, and the things I've done right, I've realized something.Only 8 letters, 2 spaces, in one particular com...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:34:00 PST

I'm giving you a choice... kill yourself or someone you love

I've always believed that things happen just the way they should. Not like I was raised on it or anything, just something I've come to know and truly understand after a while and after everything that...
Posted by Fernando on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:41:00 PST