I can drive 155mph! Kiss my exhaust pigs!
Fast cars, good music, beautiful women... or is it beautiful cars, fast music and good women? No, its good cars, beautiful music, and fast women... Ah hell I forget... but definitely cold beer, loud music, and my foot to the floor... that Im sure of... Ok seriously: I live in Texas, but work in Alaska, 3 weeks on, 3 weeks off... Im pretty much bored to death in my down time there, and constantly lookin for things to do here... I'm addicted to football(go Cowboys!!), adrenaline, music, laughter and friends... Im Honest, reliable, helpfull, hardworking, and I love to laugh... I will gladly embarass the hell outta myself to get a laugh... I drive like a dumbass, Im a packrat, and I am damn near deaf but still crank it up, and a slight case of ADD... Oh yeah and a slight case of ADD... Im workin on the packrat issue... I have a 165 IQ but really have no use for books or politics, but totally support cutting down trees to make books and politicians for laughs... Cant work a desk job, gotta be out doin somethin besides pushin a pencil or babysittin computers... I love turnin wrenches... Im a jack of all trades... I love cars, I love fixin them... I have no time for drama, life feeds me enough of that already, no since in making big deals outta small stuff... "Dont sweat the petty things, and dont pet the sweaty things..." only thing I need outta others is honesty, trust and sanity in the right areas... And just be yourself...everything else is secondary... I love nature and everything in it, cept spiders... dont know why I hate them so, but I kill them all... little boogers make my skin crawl... I really love dogs but cant have one cuz of my job... Im into mountain biking, darts, pool, did I mention football?, poker, working out and any type of games or sport really... although I have no use for golf, at least until it becomes a contact sport... nothing an eighty year old man can do should be called a sport... Im very competitive, but a good loser... Im a night owl and sleep 4hrs a night if Im lucky... oh and I ramble on when Ive been drinkin.... hehehe....We find greatest joy, not in getting, but in expressing what we are...Men do not really live for honors or for pay; their gladness is not the taking and holding, but in doing, the striving, the building, the living. It is a higher joy to teach than to be taught. It is good to get justice, but better to do it; fun to have things but more to make them. The happy man is he who lives the life of love, not for the honors it may bring, but for the life itself.R. J. Baughan....
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Crash
Birthday: 9-17-72
Birthplace: Longview Tx
Current Location: Lake O the Pines, TX
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5' 11.5''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Ima mutt, from native american to Irish, its a wonder im not a drunk
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: nice ass, cold beer, and fast cars
Your Fears: spiders... they all die...
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza hut stuffed crust with chicken, bacon, and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pay off my car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit! gimme coffe or gimme death!
Your Best Physical Feature: my rock hard calves
Your Bedtime: about 4 hours before I wake up
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandfather
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper if I have to drink a soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whataburger all the way...
Single or Group Dates: I dont care as long as its fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont care as long as its sweet
Chocolate or Vanilla: how about a swirl?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Whatever has more caffiene
Do you Smoke: my tires...
Do you Swear: hell no I dont do that shit...
Do you Sing: pretty good for a tone deaf guy..
Do you Shower Daily: at least once... its the dirty mouth...
Have you Been in Love: once... lookin again...
Do you want to go to College: been there done that...
Do you want to get Married: only to the right person...
Do you believe in yourself: hell yes...
Do you get Motion Sickness: when Im not drivin...
Do you think you are Attractive: comparable to Sasquatch...
Are you a Health Freak: yeah if twinkies are a health food...
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes but hate to drive in them...
Do you play an Instrument: hehehe... yes...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have consumed mass quantities a few times
&..39;In the past month have you Smoked:' thats why Im getting new tires...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no but theyve been on me...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope.. been workin
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: for what?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no... I would in a heartbeat though...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no...
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its winter... shrinkage! hehehe
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, thats why I have a job...
Ever been Drunk: no not me...
Ever been called a Tease: no, I put out on the first date...
Ever been Beaten up: are you kidding? with these deadly fists? yes...
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a kid.... it was a hotwheel...
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory..
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hell I aint growin up...
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eyes are nice..
Favourite Hair Color: yes
Short or Long Hair: mmm long... but not required
Height: noone freaky short or tall...
Weight: proportional, big booty ok...
Best Clothing Style: huh?
Number of Drugs I have taken: at once?
Number of CDs I own: cant count that high... or I could but wont..
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hehehehe...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! I made the mistake of having to pee outside in this... good thing I didnt get frostbite... This happened by Drill Site 17 here in Prudhoe Bay where I work...
