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About Me

I am currently working for a publishing company called Network Communications Inc. Its a cool place, people are nice, pay is good, benefits are great, and i dont work too hard... hahahaha...Middle child of 3 boys. Born on Long Island, New York. lived there til I was 3. moved to flordia where i lived for bout 6 years. now ive been in georgia the rest of the time. its not too bad. if you have the right people to make it worth while. Like to do anything that is fun, makes me laugh, gets me laid, or i can wake up the next morning and say "did i really do that?" have lots of friends, but regretfully i cant/dont talk to all of them much anymore. Just got my ass back in school, but we shall see how long that lasts for. Currently have a few business adventures at my disposal, but im lacking the initial funds to begin my adventures. damn! Dont like fake people. If you dont like me, cool! just stay away then. If i dont like you, u will probably know it. Very easy to get along with, but wont hesitate to comment on shit that isnt any of my business (sorry thats just how i roll)
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My Interests

picking fights with midgits, going to prom, eating wax, sleeping in trees, wearing my underwear inside out, biting electrical wires, playing drums with my face, filling my gas tank with my piss (ive got lots of it), doing lines of sugar, taking old ladies on dates (they put out so easily), going to the hospital for free food, sharing needles with my puppy, dancing on glass while im fucking your wife in the ass while your outside cyphining gas for your lawn mower to cut the grass!! Oh.. and eating trash!! hahaha... yea thats nice... stealing free fliers, participating in pie eating contests, curling my hair, buying new socks daily, donating sperm, promoting abortion, attending church in the nude (dont knock it til u rock it), and running for senate... thats probably all im really interested in.

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I'd like to meet:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Bush (although i would prob go to jail shortly thereafter). My grandparents again. Jet Li (hes a bad mother fucker). Nostradamous, Houdini, David Blain, Bruce Willis, Trey Parker and Matt Stone (south park guys), and im sure i could go on forever. Jessica Simpson (hahahahaha... yea...)Three 6 mafia (if you know me you kno why), Eminem, Quinten Tarentino, Steven Spielberg, Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, Farley brothers (got to shake the hands of those sick bastards), Jim Carrey, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, George Carlin... like i said i could go on...

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...and my girl Ms. Trish

...and of course the lovely salma hayek... either nude or clothed

Music:

i mostly listen to rap, but i dont like the majority of it. Marilyn Manson, System of a Down, Three 6 mafia, Eminem, Linkin Park, I love crunk music, Lil Jon (Yea!! What!! Ok!!), Guns and Roses, Black Eyed Peas, the soundtrack to Team America (if you havent heard it yet, hop on. America... fuck yea!!!) NIN, Busta Rhymes, for all my DJ friends, im sorry but techno all sounds the same to me(i kno, its not techno: house, trance, jungle, etc.)Red Hot Chili Peppers, D12 (RIP Proof),
and this shit too... listen to the words

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Movies:

Action flicks, Scary Movies, Movies that make you think. Ive got an Arnold collection, Steven Segal movies (yea i kno he sucks, but the action scenes are usually dope), I love comedies. Any national lampoon movie, eurotrip, roadtrip, half baked, how high, spaceballs, not another teen movie, Scary Movie 1 & 2 (fuck the rest), BRAVEHEART!! I also love WW2 war movies. Pretty much anything except sappy romance movies!! Theres Something about Mary, Me, myself, and Irene, Silent Hill
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Television:

Dont watch too much, but South Park, CSI(Las Vegas), Family Guy, ive gotten into 24, Sopranos, Rome, and i love the shit on HBO.

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Books:

Im reading a Robert Ludlum right now called the Scorpio Illusion, forensic books, i love feudal japan era (i have a few books from that period too). Art of War by Sun Tsu, just got schrodingers cat (physics? anyone?) as much as i hate to admit i like reading people and us weekly (i kno, i got sucked into the fucking paparazzi bullshit), but how can you not when its constantly thrown in your face.

Heroes:

My parents,(I might not have turned out so great, but they did a great fucking job of raising me), anyone who has the will power to overcome addiction in any form, and those who are not afraid to ask questions, or stand up for what they believe in!..

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Chubby Asian People

i was just thinking... and it came to my attention that fat asian people make me happy! i know that sounds weird, but hear me out. Im not being racist or making fun of them, they just put me in a good...
Posted by Jimmy Bones on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

A friend

YOUR ENEMY STABS U IN THE FRONT......YOUR FRIEND STABS U IN THE BACK......YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND STABS U IN THE HEART..... BUT ME, YOUR GOOD FRIEND CARRIES A KNIFE TO STAB THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT...
Posted by Jimmy Bones on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST