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Negative Impact

If You're Unhappy With Your Life, Why Do You Act Like Everybody?

About Me

My Mandibles are Expandable. Typically bored, but not boring if I think you're worth my time (not to sound like an asshole. But I'm an asshole.) I have a one year old cat named Lou Cypher. I am musically obsessive. I like bad horror and science fiction movies. I read too much dorky fantasy. I am a vegetarian and have been so for quite a while, but I'm an on/off vegan, sadly. I'm a broke ass nigga. I have a job. Impressive, no?Myspace Layouts
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My Interests


Batman
Comic Books
Conjoined Fetuses
Contortionists
Dancing Deathrock
Eyeliner/Shadow
Fantasy
Freak-Folk
Hats (Cowboy Hats & Fedoras, mainly)
Horror Punk
Murdering Babies
Mutant Disco
Mutants In General
New Weird America

Parliament Lights
PBRs Pinstripes
Post Punk, my one true love.
Psychedelia
Rat Fink
Reading
Rosaries
Ed "Big Daddy" Roth
Science-Fiction
Sideburns
Skeletons
Toys
Weeeeeeeed.
Weirdos Singing About Weirdo Stuff
Werewolves

I'd like to meet:

Mostly just Bowie, Prince, and these folks.

Music:


45 Grave
Adams & The Ants
ADULT.
Conflict
Converge (early stuff)
Crass
Deadchovsky
Messer Chups
Napalm Death
Pig Destroyer
The Slits
Sonic Youth Anything else, ask, but I am kind of an elitist prick when it comes to music so don't be surprised when I slag off yr favorite band for sucking my fat pole.

Movies:

Cult Classic Horror/Sci-Fi, with the occasional foreign film, anime, cartoon, or stupid comedy thrown in.And Alejandro Jodorowsky.

Television:


Addams Family
Flight Of The Concords
Munsters
The Simpsons

Books:

Baudelaire, Burroughs, Camus, Clarke, de Sade, Dick, Gaiman, Ginsberg, Kerouac, Lovecraft, there's more, but I'm tired. Shhh.

Heroes:

This dude. He's cooler than you, I promise.

My Blog

Dead Carnations

I had a nice long entry written, but my connection cancelled out when I hit post. Comcast, thou art the bane of mine existance! In lieu of that, here are some lyrics from the always lovely Pig Destroy...
Posted by Negative Impact on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

I am not your faithful whore.

I really have to watch my drinking. I have put on so much weight. Ugh.On the brightside, it's nearly fall, and thank god. I don't think I can take much more of the heat, deathrockers aren't made for w...
Posted by Negative Impact on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:48:00 PST

You take me and I’ll take you. You kill him and I’ll kill her.

Hmm...I never update this thing anymore. Oh wells. A few things...well, two, anyway. I quit Borders, yes. It didn't take much prompting, I was miserable there and I received an opportunity for somethi...
Posted by Negative Impact on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:52:00 PST

Manifestos Are Burning Bridges Captured In Print.

Art is Worship.Dance is Ritual.Manifestos are burning bridges captured in print.Communism is another word for loving the person next to you. Capitalism is smashing him in his face. Both have their use...
Posted by Negative Impact on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

La Tomba Update-MM-Eat Me Drink Me Review

Why do I only get promos of mall-goth records? Somebody fire my agent. ANYWAY. So, the ol' Antichrist Superstar himself has a new record coming out, next week or some-such, and here it is, in my mailb...
Posted by Negative Impact on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:29:00 PST

Quandaries of Free Faith

At what point does Radikal Self become Radikal Outreach? To what end do we strive for? I focus on living within without, but what does that translate to? To answer these queries, I have commisioned my...
Posted by Negative Impact on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

Rabbit Snare Continuum.

I think the world thinks more about how I look than I do.When I was younger, a teenager, my father used to ask me questions about who I was, why I acted oddly, why I refused to look like the rest of t...
Posted by Negative Impact on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

The Hymn To Dionysus (And Suddenly, I Am Whole)

Dionysus! Wanderer of field and forest Long grasses and wiry shrubs As the sacred wine is within the jeweled cup So are you within all things wild You are the whirlwind of mighty change upon t...
Posted by Negative Impact on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

It's Okay, I'm A Saint, I Forgave Your Mistakes.

Today I met Ryan Seacrest at work. He was a douchebag and I had no idea who he was until someone told me.I like Raisin Bran and salads. Yuh.Has anyone else been to Libertine yet? I spent way too much ...
Posted by Negative Impact on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

The Stooges-The Weirdness.

Bad news. The new Stooges album may be the worst thing I've heard in a very long time. I'm going to write up a review for it later, but consider yourself warned.
Posted by Negative Impact on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST