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i have a little wank and i have a little cryâ„¢

Number 73 in the worlds biggest gang bang.

About Me

Hello, my name is...

HARDCORE! dan
a.k.a.
"Birdman!"

... And yes, I am aware that I'm the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life.

I made my URL when I was drunk. That's pretty much all you need to know.

"The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat" - Oscar Wilde.

I have a fire burning inside of me.
I WILL make it.

My Interests


alcohols and beers.
baking cakes.
blouses.
bristol city fc.
cleveland browns.
cleveland indians.
colouring in.
cooking steak.
escapism.
falafel.
heat magazine.
hello kitty.
holding hands.
hot chocolates.
hugs.
percy pig.
picnics.
psychology.
reading.
sandwiches.
spongebob squarepants.
sunsets.
thrusting.
touching my willy.
ultimate fighting championship.
waking up to text messages.
walks along the beach.
writing.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who will let me take them to a wrestling match and then have a little smack fest!!

or..

A lovely munter to dancey, dance dance with.

Wow, Hardcore Dan! That is one tall ass munter!!!!

or..
a girl who will hold my hand, stroke my face, and kiss my neck.
... failing that, somebody who will take it in the ass.

or..

this homie.

Music:

aaliyah.
afi.
alexisonfire.
amy winehouse.
and you will know us by the trail of dead.
angels and airwaves.
antony and the johnsons.
bled, the.
bleeding through.
blood brothers.
bright eyes.
bronx, the.
city and colour.
coheed and cambria.
everytime i die.
glassjaw.
idiot pilot.
justin timberlake.
kanye west.
kelly clarkson.
matisyahu.
pretty girls make graves.
r.e.m.
snoop dogg.
take that.
three 6 mafia.
thrice
tupac.

Movies:

bowling for columbine.
dirty dancing.
don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in da hood.
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
leon.
lost in translation.
sin city.
spongebob squarepants the movie.

Books:

thats not my fairy, rastamouse and the crucial plan (i have a signed copy!), money-saving meals, 1992 SHOOT! football annual.

charles bukowski.
j.t. leroy.
sigmund freud.

Heroes:

♥my best friend♥

Honourable mention to..

Anybody who puts up with my drunken text messages at 4am.
Anybody who's held my hand as I've walked around town.
Anybody who isn't afraid to shoot for their dreams.
Everybody who's helped make me who I am today.

My Blog

introducing..... birdman.

  the moment you've all been waiting for is upon us. it begins right here, right now. in 50 years time you'll remember this night. you'll be able to say "i was there". prepare yourself for the ho...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:45:00 PST

have i ever (top 8 survey)

Have You Ever....With Your Top 8 1. Lizzie2. Linda3. Dave4. Shell5. Maz6. Lindsey7. Sam8. Becky 1. Have you ever done anything illegal with 6?nahhh. but we will do sometime soon. and when we do she so...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST

i am a rock starrr.

i have overdosed.i have had a problem with alcohol.i have travelled; been to the states nine times.i have nearly died.i have eight metal screws and a plate inside my body.i have been with models.i hav...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:04:00 PST

My Houseparty/Sammys Leaving Party Pictures

mi houseparty the best houseparty ever? by jove, yes. sammys leaving party ...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 12:42:00 PST

People I Adore

I love you... ♥Sarah♥ for things that i can't even put into words. for loving me. for picking me up when i needed picking up. for letting me wake up next to her, for being there ...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 03:24:00 PST

23rd Birthday Images and Thankyous.

So, my 23rd Birthday was the best of my life.. Thankyou to everybody that turned up to Hobbits, or sent me a card/present. It was all very much appreciated. From the rubber duck Kryssa gave me, to ...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:30:00 PST

Get Well Soon...

... is what you people should be saying to me via the medium of cards/presents.nearly 2 weeks on from my major surgery.and i've only got a couple of cards.i'd even be happy with a folded up piece of p...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Surgery : Successful

Huzzah! I'm out of hospital, as of today. They were able to fuse part a) of arm to part b) using metal plates and screws. im not the happiest bunny alive though. as i'll be in an incredibly restr...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!

Fuckers! One whole week. Spent alone, in my bed, in oh-so-much pain. Just waiting for well wishers to come visit, to put a smile on my pretty but smile-free face. But nothing. No cards. No visits. No ...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck You.

Fuck you for telling my secrets. Fuck you for starting rumours about me. Fuck you for only being my friend on your terms. Fuck you for trying to deflate my ego. Fuck you for thinking you're smarte...
Posted by i have a little wank and i have a little cry" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST