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~Saint Patti~

Life would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves.

About Me

I'm 19. I work 2 jobs. I go to college I'm a photographer I like to go for walks I really like to sleepBut I never have enough time for it all.

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My Interests

I ONLY CAME TO KICK SOME ASS!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone!!! If you know me, say hello! If you don't know me, say hello! If you see me on the street and am not sure if it is me, but want to say hello... just know that I carry mace.

Music:

I like stuff that offends most people. I like dumb local shows as much as I like warped tour stuff. I'm honestly not very picky.

Movies:

I love them! Give me: Black and White Monster movies. Scary movies. Funny Movies. and. Little Miss sunshine.

Television:

Bob Ross is the man. The Simpsons are responsible for most of my morals.

Books:

Give me! Give me! Give me! I'll read anything once, twice if i like it.WARNING!!!: Stories sometimes make me pass out when they are read out loud to me.

Heroes:

Fred Caldwell, The old man by the sea. My big brother. My bigger brother. Mr. Pratt Mommy! Saint Christopher. Betsy Thompson (for now)my dear dear friend Megan Pul@!!&*%^$&% My best good friend Katy Atkinson, i don't know how i would have lived without her Olivia Garcia, the brave new mom Mr. Carter and his mom the list goes on...

My Blog

Did I mention?

I'm an awesome photographer and your life will not be complete until you check out my page!I'm my own number 1!
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:31:00 PST

Im done...

I'm drainedI have no creativity left I cant writeI cant drawI cant paintI cant even take a pictureAnd the fact that I cant choose between being realistic and being happy with myself isn't helping. I n...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

I miss...

All Things RockHot HeadsPlaid pantsFalling in love once a dayBad ACMy blue diary with a lock on it Socks on my friends armsThe struggle to learn how to operate a damn skateboardGetting stuck by safety...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

Dear friends.

One is a liar.Much more than the rest.She screams for attention.A masked man at best.Two have no power,No inspiration or heart.They clearly lack in insightPlease don't let me start.Three hate eachothe...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:49:00 PST

I love this!!!

  ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: SatanDate: Jul 31, 2007 5:14 PM REPOST!----------------- Original Message -----------------From: ShelbyLynn..[is IN love, so back the f...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:46:00 PST

Tonight

I just spent an hour and a half with perfection.You would not believe me if I even tried to tell you about him.
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

Just in case this includes you

As most of you know, I'm a lifeguard.That means I save people who need help.According to the Good Samaritan law:If aid begins, the responder must not leave the scene until: * It is necessary in ord...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:21:00 PST

What they dont tell you about swimming.

A young boy almost drowned today... Ironically.. He was at a swimming lesson. I saved him... But I also told him to jump into the pool because I'm his teacher. He told me he was a good swimmer. He sa...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

There was a line, but I puked on it.

There is a fine line between Where the worst nightmares end, And the sunlight of reality   Starts to sink in. Is it the curse of an idiot, Or a lovely new sin? Its the truth that in this ...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

Ferris? Ferris? Anyone? Ferris?

Call it a college day. Call it skipping school. Call it a mental health day. Call it whatever the hell you want. I needed the day off. Between friends, school, work and crazy jerks who cant let thing...
Posted by ~Saint Patti~ on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST