40 Ways To Know If U From Chicago..1. If u mad as hell that "Jew-Town" no longer exists.2. If u ever bought CD's, DVD's, or socks off the Red-line train3. If u go to "The Taste" and dont eat shit.4. If u only go to "Dominick's" in the summer to stay cool5. If u owned a Tweety Bird or Bart Simpson towel coat.6. If u ever used "Joe" more than one time in a conversation.7. If u know who Marquita and Pookie are from the Awakenings.8. If u go to the local restaurant and order 6 wings with extra "mild"sauce and it comes with fries and a pop9. If u use the word "juke"10. If u went to "grammar school" not elementary school.11. If u drive to Indiana to get gas and squares.12. If u know at least one person R. Kelly tried to holla at.13. Fellaz- If you tryin to holla at a girl and you shout "Yaa-Yaa".14. If u ever said "On Hoover's Head" or "On King Neil", or "On Chief"15. If u know what Sweetest Day is.16. If u hum the tune to "bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet"17. If your idea of a perfect date is going to the lake front.18. If u ever argued with somebody about if the South Side or West Side had the best BBQ.19. If u call cigarettes, "squares".20. If u say "vessel" instead of car.21. If u stay in Cook County.22. If u call 'em "GYM" shoes and don't know what a sneaker is.23. If Mild Sauce is your favorite sauce on earth.24. If u get your drink from Kenwood or Prestige Liquor!25. If u know a nigga with a 92 Olds w/4 12's in it, BEATIN HARD!26. If u call Air Force Ones "1's" and not forces, or uptowns.27. If u shop at Evergreen Plaza, Ford City, or North Riverside.28. If u have been or have had a family member of yours down at 26th & California.29. If u were mad when 63rd and Halsted was torn down.30. If u went to the Rink on 87th and juked at Route 66 on Saturdays.31. If u hangout on South Chicago or The Circle in the summer time.32. If u ate Pete's wings or Leon's Ribs on 79th & Stony Island.33. If u go up the 63rd ST. beach to listen to the bongos.34. If u got caught in that bullshit at Club E2's.35. If u wanted to be on the South Shore Drill Team or Jesse White Tumblers.36. If u know someone that owns a beauty shop on 79th37. If u had a family reunion at the Dan Ryan woods.38. If u were in a car club or knew someone who was39. If u went to Ford City mall after your 8th grade graduation with your school ribbon pinned to your clothes!!40. If WKKC (89.3) was your favorite house music college radio station and every friday you had a perculator contest in your living room or you recorded the radio broadcast and tried to pause the tape before the disc jockey said "WKKC"Rep yo city shawty! Show me some of that Chi-town love, Joe! It's all love, ya dig!
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