As of now, nothing. I hope to one day do something important enough to warrant the writing of a book praising my accomplishments. Then, there will be something "about me." Wait a minute....
Name: Kevin Harvey
Birthdate: 12/21/83
Birthplace: Tampa, FL
Current Location: Gainesville, FL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Piercings: Not anymore
Tatoos: Not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Christina
Overused Phraze: Dude, the D-Rays could still pull it out.
FAVORITES
Food: Fast
Candy: is dandy but I'd rather drink Jack.
Number: It may be the most arbitrary thing in the world to pretend to like a certain number more than any other. (Unless there's special meaning behind that number) I have no such number, so you'll get nothing and like it.
Color: Oooooh, I love blue. I love it more than any other color.
Animal: magnetism. Yep.
Drink: Jack Daniel's, Beer, Water, Mountain Dew (the nectar of the tards as Adam Corolla puts it.)
Alcohol Drink: Yack Daniel's, Beer
Bagel: bites, when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
Letter: Ever heard of email? Nobody writes letters anymore. That joke was pretty gay huh? Yep. It's almost gayer than having a favorite number.
Body Part on Opposite sex: I'm going to have to say, um, geesh, yeah definately the vagina.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew (Pepsi product)
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendy's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon (I've been made an honorary black man by the wrecking crew up in G-Ville so I have to say watermelon.)
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced Tea. (The kind you buy at the store, not the shitty kind you always seem to find in your friends' mom's fridge.)
Chocolate or Vanilla Both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Heroin
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.
Rap or Punk: If I had to choose, I'd say rap.
Summer or Winter:&..39;
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Taking a bath with Christina in a tub full of money.
YOUR...
Bedtime: Depends
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature:&..39;
First Thought Waking Up: Unintelligible Gibberish mostly.
Goal for this year:
Best Friends: John, Kinney, Christina, the bottle
Weakness: Christina's bootay
Fears: Christina's butt crushing me in some freak fetish accident that will end up on the news, thus embarrassing my entire family and anyone who knows me.
&..39;Heritage:' Irish/German
Longest relationship: 5 years and counting...
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Ever paid attention to the questions you've already asked me?
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: I defer to Johnny A-list
Ever been Drunk: Lets save time and just count the number of times I've been sober.
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: Only women. Do women count? Ah, I mean, no, or course not.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a little kid I stole a little chocolate football from 7-11 which my mom made me go back in and apologize for. To this day, that was my most embarrassing moment
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: This question is weird. Whenever people read it, they seem to think it's asking whether they've ever kissed the same sex. But yes, I've kissed the opposite sex.
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brown...with blond highlights....and a little red....damn it Christina, pick one and stick to it!
Short or Long: Loooooong. The exta o's indicate that I really like long hair.
Height: Shorter than me
Style: More stylish than me
Looks or Personality: If she were ugly, I'd say personality, but she's hot so I'll say both. Whew.
Hot or Cute Both
Drugs and Alcohol: Life's short, you figure it out.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Aren't we talking about a girl here?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: If I watched a movie of my life, I'm sure I could pick out quite a few.
What country do you want to Visit: Christina would want me to say Italy but I actually have no desire to visit Italy. Haha, take that woppers.
How do you want to Die: Rich, fat, and full of angel dust.
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Like Johnny says, they make for perfect partying conditions.
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: Haha. I'll be dead within the hour.
Do you think your Attractive: I think my hot-ass girlfriend is affirmation enough for me to say "sure, why not."
Believe in Yourself: If I'm all just part of somebody's imagination, I'm gonna be pissed.
Want to go to College: Already there.
Do you Smoke: Yes
&..39;Do you Drink:' Oooh, brainstorm. I'm going to drink every time you ask me if I drink.
Shower Daily: Scrub-a-dub-dub. Yes
Been in Love: Since tenth grade.
Do you Sing: Yes, when I'm alone in my car. Then when I pull up to a stop light, I shut up and just eye the person next to me suspiciously.
Want to get Married: Yes
Do you want Children: The very thought makes me cry. (Hint: not tears of joy). But yes, I'm contractually obligated to say yes to this question.
Have your future kids names planned out: Michael Anthony for a boy. You better love football for a girl.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Whenever I find out where you live.
Hate anyone: I guess I'm supposed to say "oh no, I love everyone." But yes, yes I hate a lot of motherfuckers.
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