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REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN

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About Me

I made my myspace layout by sumoning Demons from the fifth tear of heLL!!!!Pimp-My-Profile.com

im the guy who can always make you laugh, i suck at math, i can't spell, i wet the bed till i was 15,my penis is above average but small for a black man, sometimes i just like to sit in Silence but you'd never guess that if you meet me, i play in a band and we fucking rock, not to blow my own horn, no pun intended, i wish i could find one other person who knew of the band betty, i want a tatto but im not sure what kind, one time in third grade i shit my pants, and try'd to hide it behind my bed room door, Im a hopeless romantic but im a nymphomaniac, i enjoy boxing and the ufc. i don't hate anything, except hate, I have the Most Beautiful Daughter and Girlfriend in the world, My FRiends and Family Mean Everything to me, when i was 17 i masterbaited 7 times in one day, im a people person, the First time i ever had an orgazam was while Watching Bannanas in Pajamas, but only because sailor moon just went off, i've watch she male porn but it was shemale on girl so i think it's ok,I've an die-hard Marvel comic Fan!!!! when i get a chance on thursday nights i have a radio show with the Charming hooligans check it out on wtam 1340 am or stream it online at WWW.TANTALK1340.com @eight p.m I'll do anything for a laugh, i never take things to seriously, im intreged by aliens but affraid to meet one, i was sure that i'd devlop super powers by the age of 12, i've wished apon a star, i fall alseep durring movies, i have a chipped tooth, a b flat above high c is the highest note i''ve ever played on my trumpet, i've made out with another man in my underwear in fornt of people, but im not gay, i like my women, like i like my coffe, Really hot and all over my lap, twice i've spent my christmas eve at a strip club, i did not enjoy it, but it's now a tradition, i've broken my arm once, i pass gas a lot, I Work At Toys R US, this is all true. Leprechaun.

My Interests

Music, Video Games, Dennys, Comic Books, learning new things..

I'd like to meet:

People

Music:

Check out my band. I promise we don't suck.... well we do suck some titties but who dosen't?

Check me out! Dizzy gillespie, Charles mingus, Charlie Parker, Miles davis, Clifford Brown, lee Morgan, Sublime, INcubus, WeakSauce, Pretty ugly, Duffus(Saltwater Music), Duke Ellington, Louie Armstrong, ella Fitzgerald, John Coltrane, Sting, Arturo Sandoval, Betty,bone thugs in hormony, video game music, overclocked remix's, abba(dancing queen) Tom Jones,Samantha Mumba, sugar hill gang, krsone, common, ice cube, westside connection, eminem, m.c. hammer, hammer, n.w.a. eleveated, 28 gates, nofx, sublime, pearl jam, green jelly, salt n pepper, tlc, boyz 2 men, new addation, biggie smalls, tupac, dr.dre, the real roxxane, roxane shanta, method men red man wu tang clan, price, time, all the jacksons, earth wind and fire, chicago, thelonius Monk, Duke Ellington, sarah vaungh, ella fitzgerals, john williams, 2 live crew, rob base, dj. jazzy jeff and the fresh prince, p. diddy, charlie Daniels band,Doll Parts, Dysfunction, REd Hot Chile Peppers, Video game Music!

Movies:

Usual Suspects, memento, Bird, Seven, X-men , X-2, love me if you dare, united states of leland, mo better blues, dirty work,night of the living dead, day of the dead dawn of the dead, return of the living dead(all) alladin, lion king, transformers, G.i. Joe, the Princess Bride, bodyslam, suburban commamdo, Primal Fear, boyz in the Hood, Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, tales from the hood, friday the 13th(all), Nightmare on elm street(all) freddy vs. jason aliens vs. predator, predator(all) aliens(all) Spider-man 1&2, only the strong, gummo, kids, bully,american movie, bird, for love or country:the arturo Sandoval story, open water, scream if you know what i did last friday the 13th, the blair witch project, the bogus witch project, life, coming to america, equlibrium, rocky horror picture show,

Television:

MArried With Children, oz, Saved by the bell, Salute your shorts, are you affraid of the dark, encyclopedia, Simpsons, Dragon Ball Z, SCrubs, Mr. Show With bob and David,

Books:

Groovin high, The Vampire Lastat, Beneth The underdog, there a monster at the end of this book. where the sidewalk ends, Chocolate Fever, Earth X, Universe X, Kingdom come, x-men. x-force, x-fator, New mutants, Spider-man,

Heroes:

Dizzy Clifford Brown Miles Davis Mingus The funniest mother fucker ever!!!! The Baddest Mother fucker ever!!!!!!the oldest Mother fucker ever!!!the Youngest mother fucker ever!!!!The first mother fuckers ever!!!!

My Blog

sick drugs and fucking old!

ok so april has the flu. april works with my wife sarah. sarah gets the flu. sarah gives me the flu. i can't move. my tempeture is 103.9 i go to the emergency room. the stick things in me everywhere b...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:05:00 PST

he smells don't vote for him!!!

well well well kiddies it that time of  the year.Halloween?no.thanksgiving?no.CRHISTMAS!!!!hell no.it's time to pick a new senetor/governer/sheffif or whatever.And of corse whenever that happenes...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:39:00 PST

life 101

your born you do some shit and than you die.thats life.i don't know what happends in the afterlifebut thats life.and you know what when your life is flashing before your eyes right before you gasp tha...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:16:00 PST

how far can it go?

janet jackson of sam i am eric a clockwork orange juice e fruit cock tail of two citie s lickers u la vida loca motion detec tory amos an andy grifith show me the money train s plane and auto mobile(S...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

lou rawls

yea he's dead. um he had a silky voice.   frank sinatra once said that   but he's dead too.    
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:44:00 PST

Pryor convictions

So Richard Pryor is dead. He  was the funniest stand up of all time. and he broke down so many barriers which set up a place for a generation of Comics that came after him. he was, along with len...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:30:00 PST

True Story

So Last night Justin and i were on our way back from the studio. justin was Driving because i have a fear of driving. fuck you. anyway we come to a stop light and there is a girl in the car next to us...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:33:00 PST

holy shit.

so i had this dream last night that i was back in high school and everyone thought i was  Jesus or maybe they said "jesus christ that guy just shit his pants" dream talk is hard to understand -B...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 07:17:00 PST

I'm not ok you're not ok and thats ok

hey, hey , hey! are you ok!? would you leave me alone?  and no by the way im far from ok. from you path you did stray? yes you could say. when did it happen? sometime yesterday then your not that...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 07:23:00 PST

Randomness

eat an apple take a bath do the math and have a laugh i remeber this one time when a midget asked me for spare change and all i could reply was i was a little short. but stray says the turtle ...
Posted by REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST