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Constance

Speaking As A Mother

About Me

"Constance is an evil doll clad in a glitter-torn luminous outfit marching around your bedroom screaming and chopping the heads off the other toys. Intoxicating, with magically russet locks and a three-dimensional imagination, Connie will fill your mind with pieces of broken rainbow, kiss you and leave you weeping in a pool of blood and false eyelashes. She's dark, addictive and mesmerising." Noel Fielding

"She gives incredible hug." Jamie Reynolds

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

My inner child. And people who listen to Pony Pants. And anyone who can beat 134 seconds on wobblemywhippet.co.uk. Mr Hudson and his Library.

Music:

"And more news… Ralfe Band feature on the new Mighty Boosh Live DVD which is out now. We are performing Women of Japan live at Brixton Academy. Some of you were there. Some of you are on this DVD looking delightful." Yeah thats me you slags.

Television:

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Heroes:

MyGen Profile GeneratorI no longer endorse GAP Jeans. I hate cereal again. My new favourite thing in life is White Tea. Yet I still understand the hipster nuances of table tennis T-shirts.