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Team Explosion

Pornography: Bringing Asses to the Masses

About Me

I feel like the world is ending and everyone who is alive has senioritis. Want more photos? OK! Team Explosion Pics and Team Explosion Pics 2I edited this profile myself you lazy bitches

My Interests

Johnny Cash and drinking..... oh yeah Halo!

I'd like to meet:


More people just like us or who can at least tolerate us

Music:

.. Whatever we write when we're drunk! Usually old irish folk tunes and great acoustic ballads.

Movies:

Old School seems to sum up exactly what we do when we unite.

Television:

STELLA, King of Queens, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Fairly Odd Parents, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, or just anything on Adult Swim.

Books:

I once read this book about this alien who tried eating students because she was pretending to be a teacher and it was really cool, but then I spilled sloppy joes on the book and I ruined it. I did that with a library book once, which sucked because I had to return it and I was really nervous about it. They never noticed. I think it's because they were old and when old people see little kids they just want to give them lollipops and not make accusations.

Heroes:

Our heroes are ourselves and they never let us down

My Blog

life isn’t always easy

Coach Jeeves here, last night one of our members broke the cardinal rule. "Do not puke on your car while it is in motion."  We can't blame him, he is in an altered state of reality.   H...
Posted by Team Explosion on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:53:00 PST

Current Events

Wow.  What have we been up to lately... As the official leader and founder of Team Explosion, I (AKA "Coach Jeeves")  I cant wait to argue about that last comment later... feel it is my dut...
Posted by Team Explosion on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:23:00 PST

Burgers are good for the soul

18 Pack of Miller Light, 14.73 1 Bottle Bacardi Rum, 22.73 McDonalds Hamburg, .99 cents Doug and Ben really hammered trying to buy a hamburg from the McDonald's Drive Thru while on foot.....priceless ...
Posted by Team Explosion on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

Schloop baby schloop

Hey.  hey hey.  HEY!  Hold on.  Hey.  Alright.  Something happened.  Hey.  Ok.  Alright.  Hey!  Shut up.  Calm down.  I'm just trying t...
Posted by Team Explosion on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

keg party

the other night doug was performing at some bar, and he made the mistake of promising to buy his friends (that's us) a keg for sticking around to see him perform. and we got it on video. so, in conclu...
Posted by Team Explosion on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST

It's a good thing nobody reads these things

Because I finally read one I left here over half a year ago and it's just not right.  I've grown up since then, but not enough to take it down, just enough to not repeat it.
Posted by Team Explosion on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST

dadunkadunk

ummmmmmmmm...do you think if I just keep posting blogs because I am drunk I will feel better in the moringing?
Posted by Team Explosion on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

team explosion pic

Hello, this is Andrew again.  I would just like to say a few things about our homepage pic. Don't get me wrong, I am honored to be the poster child for such a marvelous group of people, however I...
Posted by Team Explosion on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:59:00 PST

what's new with team explosion

Well, I figured that it has been a while since we posted anything on this website.  So, I decided to take it upon myself to fill anyone in who has been lame enough to not keep in touch with ...
Posted by Team Explosion on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:06:00 PST

Godfrey sucks

Who friggin names their kid Godfrey anyways?  He probably got his ass beat down every day when he was a little kid.  And he probably deserved it.  Anyways, I'm done with the job I've he...
Posted by Team Explosion on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:26:00 PST