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Epstein The Jewish Eskimo

Hello I am Mike S. AKA..Epstein The Jewish Eskimo

About Me

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Add to My Profile | More VideosHello everyone, I am a truck driving, cigar smoking, scotch drinking, yamica and faux fur coat wearing, kosher poker player originally from Cleveland. (not really kosher, its just part of the persona of the Jewish Eskimo).Now that we have gotten some of the smack talk out of the way, lets get down to the nitty gritty. I am a sole propietor, I own my own truck & spend the majority of my time away from home. My time is primarily dedicated to driving my truck, running my business models, spread sheeting, business planning & in what free time I have left I usually spend it sleeping.On the off chance that I do make it home for a weekend? I often find myself caught up in a myriad of activities. Including: grocery shopping, (yes yes, I do grocery shop for the truck), the library (I must have my audio books, otherwise my life on the road would be a bore without them)laundry (three weeks of laundry is never fun)pay billsGo to churchvisit with my friends and familyand if there's time left over? Then I'll play some poker.I enjoy games of chance, (I.E. No Limit Texas Hold'em, Pot Limit Omaha, Chineese poker, & Pai Gow,)I love poker because of what it requires from an estute player. "In war, practice dissmulation, and you will succeed." Art of war, Sun Tzu. Poker is, in its own way, a war. You fight in mutiple battles and in some cases, on multiple fronts. The idea is to commit as little of your forces as possible while at the same time gaining as much ground as possible. The person who makes the least amount of mistakes will inevitably win the war, i.e. the game.www.poker.meetup.com/233 or
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My Interests


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Get your own embeddable video codes at Roxwel.comSpending time with the familly during the day and spending time with my Mistress, "Poker" at night time. My poker preference is primarily No limit Texas hold'em. Going to the WSOP one year is a recent dream of mine which will hopefully come true next year. I also enjoy hanging out with my friends at the table or on a very rare occasion anymore, shooting billiards, drag racing.. Fast cars and even faster women =) z On a side note: Im really starting to sound like a poker junkie!!! I guess all I really need is the love of a good woman to help divert some of the funds I use for poker to a more useful cause. =)img src="http://www.killerkiwi.net/files/myspace/gw//space.gif" alt="MySpace Layouts" width="20"

I'd like to meet:



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Editor at MySpace ToolBoxAnyone who is into have a great time.Fellow poker enthusists & great poker players such as : Mike "the Mouth" Matusow, Gregg Raymour (I think I met him at the car wash last week in North Olmsted), Joe "Pass the Sugar" Hatchem, Chris "I really dont know how to play Poker" Moneymaker, & finally I would love to meet Phil "I'm the worlds largest donkey"Helmuth, just so I could kick his Lilly Ass. I would also like to meet single women (mostly due to the difficulty of meeting nice women while being on the road). I would also like chat with any one I went to school with, its almost been ten years since graduation & I have a slight feeling that mostly everyone from my class is as much of a loser as I am =). Finally, it would be the greatest of honors to meet the aquaintances of Greg Hughs and Anthony Cumia with sidekick Jim Norton (I actually met Jim last year in cleveland at the Agora, nice guy, even though he was trying to score with every chick in the joint. He then had the gul to turn around and complain on the Opie & Anthony show about how he couldn't score)

Music:

zRage against the machine,Disturbed, Drowning pool, System of the down, Alabama, Aerosmith,Alicia Keys, Amy winehouse, Joss Stone, aqua, audioslave,avril lavine, bangles, barenaked ladies, Big & Rich, Blly Idol, Billy Joel,Blink 182,Bon Jovi, Brad Paisly, Bruce Speingstein, Bryan Adams, Buddy Holly, Charlie Daniels, chicago (selected tracks only)Coldplay, Creed, C.C.R, Dierks Bently, Dire Straights,ELO, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Eve 6, finger 11, five for fighting,Frankie Valli & the four seasons, Fuel, Genesis, Gorillaz, Gun N' Roses, J.geils band, Jay-Z, Jimmy Buffet, John Fogerty, John Mayer, K.T. tunstall, Killers,Korn, Maroon 5, Meat loaf, Modest Mouse, Motley crue, Neil Diamond, Nelly Furtado, Oasis, Paul SImon, Pet Shop Boys, Phil Collins, Poison, Queen, Ramones, Sublime, Tony Bennet, U2, UB40, Violent Femmes, white stripes, Wreckers,
Hellogoodbye - Here (In Your Arms)
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Movies:

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Add to My Profile | More VideosRounders, "of course".. & almost any comedy or action flick. Red october, October Skies, Runaway Jury, Willow, all the Harry Potter movies, all the Lord of The Rings movies, spider man 1,2,3. XXX, pirates of the carribean,constantine, S.W.A.T. Black Hawk Down,40days and 40nights, Matrix 1,2,2, Kingdom of Heaven, Signs, Accepted, Eragon, War of the Worlds, A Christmas Story, Dreamer, Enemy at the Gates, Ghost rider,The DaVinci Code (the book was better though, seabiscuit,Bad Boys 1&2,

Television:

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Add to My Profile | More VideosAll the 24 seasons 1-5, Prison Break, The Unit, That 70's show, YuGi Oh!!!, CSI: Las Vegas (of course;), House, King of Queens, Still Standing,

Books:

JRR Tolkein, All of the Lord of the Rings series, JK zRowling with all of the Harry Potter series. I enjoy Dan Brown, Dale Brown, Clive Cussler (primarilly the Dirk Pitt series), Michael Connelly (the harry bosch series), Jack Higgins, Danielle Steele (NOT!!!!!), Dan Harrington, Doyle Brunson, Stephen Coonts

Heroes:

My Hero's are those people whom I respect the most and would most like to be, which include: Jesus, my Father, Danial Negraneau,

My Blog

A Year In Recap

  Hello everyone, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. It appears that I am only going to be blogging quarterly so forgive me if my narration is long winded. All in all the year of our Lord 2006 h...
Posted by Epstein The Jewish Eskimo on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST

Some more chillin by the pool, Just this time is at the Luxor in Las Vegas,NV

Hello everbody, it has been 7 weeks since my last confession. Sorry its been so long, but I have been extremely busy.   Shortly after my previous blog, I  happened to speak to an old friend...
Posted by Epstein The Jewish Eskimo on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

Just chillin, by the pool

Hello my fellow bloggers, the Eskimo is here to give you an update. Briefly fallowing my previous post, I was injured on the job. After everything was said, and done, I had fractured my Fibula and s...
Posted by Epstein The Jewish Eskimo on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:40:00 PST

My first blog ever

I've been so super busy lately, that I feel a little guilty for not posting a blog any sooner. I ended up working three 24 hr workdays in the past week. So please bear with me if I seem to be a little...
Posted by Epstein The Jewish Eskimo on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:53:00 PST