Shazaam profile picture

Shazaam

This song doesnt go something like this...it goes exactly like this

About Me

There isn't much to say about me. I live in Tampa and I go to the University of South Florida. I study Anthropology even though I don't give a good goddamn about people or dinosaurs...I love people watching and working on my coffee table book...I absolutely hate automatic bathrooms, stupid people, pet parents, and all those who live in or are associated with Campus Lodge. I love to line dance, I love old movies, and playing with angry gerbil. I love to travel. If i could i would pack up and leave right now. I love spontanity and trying to get lost, even though it sucks with Katie cuz she knows every damn road around this place. She is not allowed to play anymore. I love just hanging out with my friends and good people. I love making things and sewing. I love watching cop and forensic shows. I could live on Cops and To Catch a Predator all day long.0

My Interests



crocth-eting...hanging with friends.....sewing....making my own hats and clothes....havin-a gewd tieme.....music...obtained by totally legal means of course *shifts eyes around*...singing....making conservative people uncomfortable...irritating old ladies...messing with little children...watching TCM...its addicting...making earrings

I'd like to meet:


Cool Slideshows
Cool SlideshowsTHIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

the shins, aimee mann, tool/a perfect circle, danny elfman compostions, radiohead, rilo kiley, kings of leon, flogging molly, three doors down, elliot smith, kaiser chiefs, weezer, korn, chevelle, slipknot, papa roach, led zepplin, bob dylan, janis joplin, interpol, rammstein, beck, the ramones, staind, the clash, linkin park, SOAD, eve 6, the vines, ben folds, ben kweller, ben miles, green day, the offspring, bad religion, jimmy eat world, incubus, disturbed, red hot chili peppers, saves the day, nirvana, lit, queens of the stone age, mc chris, the killers, metallica, the brunettes, metric, mates of state, the postal service, the decemberists, The Velvet Underground, Nico, billie holiday, blonde redhead, blondie, clap your hands say yeah, death cab for cutie, saves the day, squirrel nut zippers, the new pornographers, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Sufjan Stevens, awesomely bad 80's, arctic monkeys, Mates of State, Metric, Pete Yorn, The Brunettes, The moldy peaches

Movies:

anything tarantino or guest directed...sin city was awesome, edward scissorhands, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, garden state, donnie darko, anythin by stanley kubrick, movies directed by Michael Powell like A Matter of Life and Death, Monty Python, young frankenstein and other mel brooks flicks, beavis and butthead do america :), too wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar, old horror movies, musicals are my guilty pleasure...anything on TCM really..,charlie and the chocolate factory, John Waters films, The Squid and the Whale, a Borat!!....lots more but my brain died

Television:

i like comedy central....its awesome...they rule...end of story....south park....chappelle.....trigger happy even tho they dont play it any more really, kids in the hall, upright citizens brigade, and adult swim...family guy...futurama...and aqua teen....discovery channel and A&E...dont judge me...i like mythbusters and forensic shows...new detectives...fbi files.....i like to hear a good murder story every once and a while.....MXC, i watch the food channel with kira, i am addicted to TCM

Books:

i dun read a lot...as u can prob tell from my movies and television rampage...but when i do i like JRR Tolkein cuz im a dork...and so are u so get over it.......chuck palahniuk books, bohemian manifesto, roald dahl

Heroes:

Mostly the people i look up to are my amazing friends..they are strong, kind, talented, and just really incredible people

My Blog

The angry gerbil scoffs at my frustrations!!!

What the title is referring to, is exactly what it is that you are expecting: An Angry F'in Gerbil!!! I got him for free from PetsMart because he was angry and he is awesome!! If i even try to stick t...
Posted by Shazaam on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

i just dont understand myself sometimes

i dunno....i just got home from a party that a buddy from work was having...and i had a lot of fun...me and cj talked and he tried giving this white girl some lessons in rhythm...had some hunch punch....
Posted by Shazaam on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:53:00 PST

just a random update

it has been a while since i did a blog so since im bored i will do that now...as u can see i am already in the process...mariel came and visited me saturday night...it was f'in freezin outside and she...
Posted by Shazaam on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST

"Emily needs to find something that's her own to fulfill her"

I dont have much to say, im just tryin to keep myself occupied so i dont have to do french journals. We have to answer lame questions like what we will do when we get out of school and what would we d...
Posted by Shazaam on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:25:00 PST

toothpaste for dinner shenanigans

I could keep going and going but i wont ..but u should go to www.toothpastefordinner.com cuz its good stuff...i still havent seen everything!...
Posted by Shazaam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nevermind terri schiavo!!

i cant even believe it.....i got home and my friend matt writes to me how one of my favorite comedians...who rocked so hard....and who i loooooved! died. Mitch Hedberg....at the age of 37...i dont eve...
Posted by Shazaam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is me

what am i doin here where am i goin am i all alone? i can feel it slippin away i try to hold on but it sears my flesh it leaves me numb and helpless i feel cut off i feel cold i am far away ...
Posted by Shazaam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST