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I am Jane's raging bile duct

fill my soul with vomit.. then ask me for a piece of gum.

About Me


I DO NOT ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS
IF you really insist on trying to befriend me, send me a message AND for the love of god if you cannot muster a single original thought, please don't bother. Any emails containing phrases like "u r hawt" will promptly be ignored. Having that said..you can bugger off now.
If I did have a tumor I would name it Tom.
I'm an original cut from an unoriginal's cloth.
I like big words.
I'm not a morning person.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Incubus, Adam Sandler and Fight Club .
I've been known to write a little, draw a little, paint a little and pound out a tune on the old ivories every now and again.
Teeth are one of the first things that I notice about someone (then the arse).
I'm fickle. passive agressive.
I hate to argue.
I have a four year old boy. We play cars...sometimes trains.
"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Him, her, me, you. Intelligent, quirky, down to earth, witty and multi-talented individuals with a wicked sense of humor, life tutors and people that know the difference between: you're and your, their, there & they're, etc.

who i would not like to meet:
Brainless, ignorant, half-witted, moronic, mindless clones. Those who have adopted text speak as their primary language. Cruel, rude and formidable folk. People who don't fill the ice cube trays.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

Music:

Bush, Chevelle, Deftones, Elton John, Flickerstick, Incubus , Jimi Hendrix, Kill Hannah, The Killers, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, Staind, System of a Down, Tool, Tori Amos

Movies:

My interests range from low-budget Indie films to absurd comedies. Give me a brain-eating zombie flick and I'm as happy as a firefly on the fourth of July.
A few favorites are Clerks, Clerks 2, Fight Club and Garden State.

Television:

Entourage, My Name is Earl, The Office, Prison Break, Scrubs

Books:

Mostly horror and fiction. Almost anything by Steven King or Chuck Palahniuk. I'm always open to suggestions.

My Blog

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This is for all of you nosey bastahds (that's how they say it, all tough-like, on the east coast)that want to venture into the inner realms of my mind without FIRST being a crony of mine.  &...
Posted by I am Jane's raging bile duct on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST