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About Me

I'm like a soaring bird in the sky, a swimming fish in the sea and like a swift horse on land. If my only experience is to be, I will have lived completely.... Round about 1913 the world popped into existence. There was a man a woman and a dream and very little else. The woman, being full of magic and the man, being full of science, toiled day and night until there were many more just like them.After that it gets cloudy but, in 1977 I decided to form my own company, I called it Syndynatech Corp. We produced small micro-processors and other small components for the government. I was responsible for many large contracts and sometimes, to meet quotas, we had to import slaves from asia and jupiter to work overtime in my factory!Then when I was 11 or so I fell in love. (With LSD!!!) So after a brief delusional period, in which I was the son of God, I retired down Mexico way for about 15 years.I now run a small, discount, warehouse-department store in Lawrence, Kansas. I enjoy watching my old vhs tapes of the Westminster Dog Show, singing along to radio jingles, and ether.Sometimes I visit my brother and sister in Germany. They are part of the homo erectus exhibit at the Stuttgart Zoo. They live at the zoo all the time behind a glass wall. It's a very complete zoo.

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My Interests

Good Times with Friends and Family, Delicious Food, Reading, Relaxing, Throwing the Ball Around, Coffee, Music Production, Drumming & Pianoing, Herbs, Getting Full Use Out of my 5 Senses (Auditory, Ocular, Somatic, Olifactory, Gustation), Becoming One with my Surroundings, Travel to Other Places, Eating Pussy, etc...

I'd like to meet:

My mom's mom, My dad's dad, Malcolm X, The Virgin Mary, Bruce Lee, Osama bin Laden, Miles Davis, Bill Murray, Ram Daas, Ho Chi Minh, Charles Bukowski, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Mr Lahey, Randy, Corey, Trevor, J-Roc, T, Ray, Lucy, Sarah, Trinity,

Music:

.. ... Funkadelic, The Smiths, Van Halen, Jerry Garcia Band, Mahalia Jackson, Herbie Hancock, The Funky Meters, WEEN, Charles Mingus, Slayer, The Cure, Ella Fitzgerald, Wu Tang Clan, Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers, Mickie Champion, DangerMouse, Doc Martin, Donald Byrd, The Velvet Underground, The Strokes, James Brown, Horace Silver, Bad Brains, Blur, The Knife, The Black Keys, Manuel Galban, The Band of Gypsys, The Dead Kennedys, Prince, MetalFingaz, Otis Redding, Ibrahim Ferrar, ABBA, Hall and Oates, Amy Winehouse, Antonio Vivaldi, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, Miles Davis, Chrome, Jaco Pastorius, Al Green, The Skatalites, Outkast, Elton John, Chano Panzo, Portishead, Freddie Hubbard, The Misfits, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Merle Haggard, JS Bach, Teddy Pendergras, Burning Spear, Black Flag, Madonna, The Grateful Dead, The Specials, Tammy Wynette, King Tubby, David Bowie, Curtis Mayfield, Bobby Womack, The Rolling Stones, Cheap Trick, Taco, anything that's playing on a carousel, a player piano, or a steamboat caliope, etc....

Movies:

Trailer Park Boys, Back to the Future, The Big Lebowski, Ninja Scroll, Tai Chi Master, Amelie, Metropolis, The Long Goodbye, Game of Death, Go, Ben-Hur, Blue Velvet, Legend of the Overfiend, Magnolia, Oceans 11(remake),12, Sweet Smell of Success, Cruel Intentions, Rat Race, The World is Not Enough, Seraphim Falls, Bad Santa, The Shining, Dark Days, Fletch, The Lensman, I Love You to Death, The Blind Swordsman, Michael Clayton, Waiting for Guffman, Beetlejuice, A View to a Kill, There will Be Blood, Jeremiah Johnson, Rushmore, Trainspotting, Kung Fu Hustle, pornographic films, etc...

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, Planet Earth, The Colbert Report, The Boston Red Sox, Seinfeld, Any show about WWII, Kids in the Hall, Three's Company, The Office(BBC), RealTime, Wonder Showzen, Strangers with Candy, COPS, 30 Rock, Greg the Bunny, The Daily Show, The Twilight Zone, The Sopranos, Mr. Show, How It's Made, Melrose Place, NewsRadio (with Phil Hartman), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Survivorman, Family Guy, New England Patriots, Ali G., Jeopardy, ABFAB, WKRP in Cinncinati, Yo!MTV Raps, etc...

Books:

Anything by Charles Bukowski, Anything by Michael Palin, Anything by David Sedaris "Rivertown","Oracle Bones"-hessler, "Salt"-kurlansky,"Rakim Told Me","Check the Technique"- Coleman, "Tao of Jeet Kun Do"-lee, "Watership Down"-adams, "Existensialism from Dostoyevsky to Sartre"-kaufman, "The Kid Stays in the Picture"-evans, "Watching Baseball"- remy,"The Chinese"-fraser, "Florida Firearms Law Use and Ownership, third edition: 1995"-gutmacher, etc...

Heroes:

My Grandfather, Single Moms, AIDS victims in Africa, Tony Williams, Jeff Nelson, Jabo Starks, Clyde Stubblefield, Danny Richmond Sheila E., Bill Kreutzman, Mickey Hart, Art Blakey,Gene Krupa, Ringo Starr, Keith Moon, Mitch Mitchell, Bill Ward, Bubbles, Mr. Lahey, Sharon Jones, Big Papi David Ortiz, David Bowie, Wu Tang Clan, George Clooney, Orca Whales, etc..